The pole emo and the shy guy (SasuNaru)

A plan to win him over

The thought of the beautiful blonde lingered in my mind as I passed a cute little shop. Sitting on the shelf in the window, it was the cutest little kitsune doll. It was a cute fennec fox kitsune, with its huge ears and fluffy tail. Maybe I could use this to show him I mean well, and I'm serious. I could maybe write a poem... But I suck at those... Crap, well what else can I do to win him over?

Oh well.

I walked into the little shop and bought the fennec kitsune. Maybe I could ask my sister for love advice....

~picturing how it'd go...?~

"So uhh could I ask you for love advice?" I'd say
"Love advice! For you? Why would I do that? You're a slut, a disgrace to the beauty of love!" she's say.

~end of picturing~

Yeah that wouldn't work...
Maybe I could search the Internet...?
That might work...

I jogged home a bit faster today, hurrying to get home to find some info.

As soon as I got to my huge, old house, I raced up the stairs, like one of those quick rain showers that last a minute at most. Aside from them at, I brought out my huge laptop and started typing up searches:

What do boyfriends like?
-To be shown that you care;
Treat them like they matter; like they are the only love you've ever had.

What do gay boyfriends like?
-Like other boyfriends they like love an affection

How do I woo a gay guy?
It depends on the guy, but essentially find out what he's into, and what you like, so you can compare and contrast;
But don't say you love everything he likes unless you're serious.

How do I know if he's gay?
-Small signs;
Looking at guys rather than girls
Usually the way he dresses
Every little act;
Think what you would do if you were a gay guy and look for those signs.

How do I make a straight guy gay?

And so on...
But no help there.

By the time my searches were over I was super tired. I heard the door open as my older sister finally got home from work. I drifted off to sleep as her footsteps drew near.

~;3 after Sasu is asleep~

Itachi walked her younger brother's room to see his computer on. She looked at the bright screen and decided to check his history:

What is love
How do I know I'm in love
What do boyfriends like
What do gay boyfriends like
Are gay boys into stuffed animals
How do I woo a gay guy
How do I know if he's gay
How to know if I'm gay
How do I get a gay guy to like me
How to know if the guy I like is gay
And
How do I get a guy to become gay
Plus many others of that same topic were all in his recent searches

'So my slutty brother has a crush ey~?'
Itachi thought with a smile
'And apparently is questioning his sexuality'
Itachi giggled quietly before kissing her brother's warm, sleeping forehead and exiting the room.

Okay guys I have a plan for the next chapter but I wanna ask
How do you guys feel about smut