The pole emo and the shy guy (SasuNaru)

Hes a fucking stalker

Naruto pov

Pein and Kohan had something to do today and Kurakyuu-nee was out with Tachi-san. So you know what that means? I'm home fucking alone!

Well, I'm not fucking -thankfully- but I am home alone.

So that means I can play my music as loud as I want! I can dance and sing as well, which is pretty awesome. I still have chores though, but I can do them while I sing. Other than chores, I need a shower... And what else?

I think there was something else, but I'm not sure.

I shrugged it of and popped in my headphones, proceeding to blast the hell out of my music. You're probably thinking, you're home alone, so why not just blast your music aloud? And the answer is, I am ignoring all other life existence, so I need something for just myself; hence headphones. Such beautiful things. I popped my headphones in my ears and I blasted my music out of the water.

After cleaning up around the house I decided to take a shower. Naturally, I put my music on speaker and I stripped. After my shower I threw on a pair of jeans, but decide not to wear a top. There are no girls around, so I shall let my nipples breathe. As soon as I reached my room, one of my favorite songs came on, so I sang along... And danced... Like a female pop-star. Don't judge.

After my beloved song was over I did one of those ballerina moves, my voice ringing out to no one... At least, I thought.

I moved my body to the beat of the music, my hands roaming free like a cobweb in the wind. My voice sang out the lyrics as I felt at peace. That was until he showed up. I let out an inhuman shriek after my beautiful song was finished, for I saw a demon. His eyes as hair as black as a new moon, starless midnight, his face as pale as the creamy full moon, his jaw hung open like it was broken... "Why are you here? How long have you been here? Get out!" I shrieked, my face bright read at what he had just witnessed. "Well uh, um..." he stuttered like he was a schoolgirl confessing her love to her senpai, except he's not a schoolgirl and I'm not his senpai. "I uh, um... Uh, am here?" he managed out awkwardly. "Well no shit you're here but why? And leave!" I yelled at him, of course I know he's here, he's right in front of me. "I came to ask you out?" he stumbled on his words. "L-like a date? Cause if so, no way! And why would I go with you?" I blushed more, if even possible. "F-friends?" he stuttered out, since he went so far as to loose his cool I might as well say yes. "Sure I guess..." I mumbled, he's a poor attempt at flirting... But did he really come all this way to as me out on a friendly outing? Maybe he's trying something... He's definitely up to something.

INSPARATION~!!! HAZZAH I AM NOT DEAD
As you see I have replaced that shitty Authors note with a new chapter yay
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Thank you my cupcakes, thank all of you wondrousfabulous cupcake readers!!!
I hope you enjoy this piece of shit I made!