Hetalia Headcannons

Switzerland Headcannons

Switzerland and Netherlands are actually good friends. Liechtenstein and Belgium get along well, too. Switzerland and Netherlands both have money saving techniques and bond over that.

Switzerland has a baking contest with Belgium and lost.

Switzerland still saves Austria on the battlefield but only does it when he's unconscious or passed out so he wouldn't know. The only person that knows this is Liechtenstein.

Switzerland thought that whenever someone's on his property, they're there to start a war or think that his territory is a part of their country. Like what Austria did to him.

Switzerland and Prussia are not that much of good friends. Prussia is loud and annoying and Switzerland's somewhat like Germany. But they bond over their hatred of Austria.

When Japan came to Switzerland, Switzerland thought he was just a normal guy and not a country. But when he heard his accent and him imagining the TRA LA LA thing, he told Liechtenstein to hide in the basement.

Poland once met Switzerland. It did not end well....

Greece was once visiting Switzerland and petted Liechtenstein, mistaking her as a human Neko. Switzerland wanted to shoot him but he already fell asleep in his yard. Switzerland had to drag Greece back to Greece.

Switzerland cannot live without Liechtenstein's pajamas that she gave him. He wears them every night and sometimes wears them all day if there's no war and he's just sitting at home.

Switzerland once met Chibitalia. He kicked the thing all the way back to the rubble of Holy Roman Empire. Chibitalia came running to him and crying. He realized that HRE was his friend and then gave Chibitalia Swiss chocolate so he could shut up. Chibitalia ate it but said I want pasta!!!

Switzerland actually prefers Romano over Italy. Romano is stronger than Italy and doesn't seems happy and giddy like him. Romano also joined his "leave-me-aloners" club and Gakuen. Though they don't talk that much since there's never any meetings.

When France was at Switzerland's house, he told Liechtenstein to stay one inch close to him at all costs.

Switzerland once had to fight his own 2P to protect Liechtenstein. He won in 7 years and was able to return safely to his sister.

Switzerland is actually fond of Sweden. He also wants to learn the way he glares at people so that invaders could keep away from his house.

When Japan came over, he taught Liechtenstein Yaoi. Switzerland is now confused when Liechtenstein screams "AusSwiss" out loud.

Switzerland almost shot Japan after that.

Liechtenstein is now a normal Hereto girl.