Hetalia Headcannons

China Headcannons

Ever since Hong Kong left to go with England, China felt like a mess. He surrounded himself with stuffed animals and one of them was a kitten with no mouth.

He named it Hello Kitty because it's initials were HK. HK is also Hong Kong's initials.

When all of his students became independent, Japan had gave him something before he went.

China's voicebank.

He made songs out of it and made covers of "Jitter Doll" and "Error" due to the fact that after 4000 years he was all alone.

Russia tends to visit China, more like stalking. But even so, he tends to cheer him up by bringing him sunflowers.

China actually doesn't know who gives it to him since Russia just stalks behind the bushes.

Russia finally visits at a communist meeting. He confessed that he was the one giving out the sunflowers and China sighed, giving him a stuffed panda in return.

His students visit him occasionally. Usually during Chinese New Year. They bring him new plushie every day.

China cried the last time Hong Kong gave China a Hello Kitty because China named it after him.

Russia now tends to keep China company every now and then to get away from his sisters for a bit. Russia seems alone ever since the Soviet Union disbanded. Same thing with China and his students.

Whenever the East Asians visit China, Taiwan is always the last one to leave. When she leaves, she says, "Thank you, teacher" every time and often leaves with Japan.

China taught all of them Kung Fu to defend themselves. It worked with South Korea when his twin brother came.

China actually isn't an impatient driver. When he heard the stereotype, however, he gets angry and impatient and is often caught speeding and crashing into other cars.

The real reason why China doesn't want a Christmas tree in the house because when he mentioned Hong Kong's fireworks, he thinks of his younger siblings gathering around a Christmas Tree during Christmas. But at the same time the fireworks happened and Japan, Taiwan, and Macau got burn scars on their back. He never wants a Christmas Tree again.

China doesn't understand American football and never wants to because he can't visit any of his family members in their countries because he's too busy making the footballs.

The reason why China doesn't like western nations is because a western nation took away HK from him.

During the Korean War, China tried talking to South Korea. But he just sat in a corner, and cried yelling "Brother!" Over and over again. No one was able to calm him down until 60 years when he saw North Korea again.

When China got in a war with Japan, he wanted to give up, because he couldn't hurt one of his siblings. Japan was merciless.

China is always late for Allied Forces meetings because the only person he wants to see there is Russia. He hates England for stealing Hong Kong and hates America for making him work his butt off. But he deals with it. And France? China generally ignores him. But China's relationship gradually grew in the Allied Forces. He gradually starts coming a bit earlier but has trouble waking up.