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Please stop petting my hair. I'm just here for ice cream.

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Okay, so you've told me that a lot of girls ask you out/hit on you. What was the weirdest/most embarrassing time that happened?

Girls are weird.

Especially those.

I'd have to say the weirdest encounter with one of those girls was probably while Nico and I were out getting ice cream.

Death Boy went- somewhere. I think he was getting napkins. (That was a good idea, considering some little kid threw his whipped cream in Nico's hair)

Anyway, this girl (Who looked about seventeen, mind you) walks up to me and starts petting my hair. 

Now, I don't know about you, but random strangers don't tend to walk up and pet my hair for no reason. Things get really weird, really fast.

She starts chattering away in another language (Maybe German?), and that's when I realize she's on the phone.

I gently remove her hand from my hair, thinking that maybe she's mistaken me for her boyfriend of something, when she glares at me and continues petting my hair, not even pausing in her high-speed Russian telephone conversation.

I take her hand out of my hair again and take a step back. Right behind me is another girl, also on the phone, speaking Russian(Or at least I thought so.) She wraps an arm around my waist and smiles up at me. She says something that sounds like 'Hey, croissant lick,' which I assumed was a compliment. I start backing away from the both of them, who are glaring at each other.

"I have a boyfriend," I say, because these two girls are kind of freaking me out. 

The responses I got were 'Ick was static Nick' from the German girl, and 'Hey pretty mayo' from the Russian. They both looked confused, though, so I got the general message.

Fortunately, another person ran up to the three of us- a guy this time. "I'm so sorry," He says with an accent. "Nadia and Sabrina are...a bit too eager."

You got that right, I thought. 

He takes both the girls' arms and starts switching back and forth between German and Russian. Now, being a highly monolingual person (No talent for languages whatsoever), I was impressed. The two girls shot him disappointed looks, and that's when Nico showed up.

"Who is this?" he asked, just as the two girls and their interpreter were leaving. 

"No flipping idea."

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