I have a bad feeling about this...

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Adorable and question #4. Have you ever read a Percico fanfic? If not, read one, come back and tell me what it felt like reading it.

No, I haven't. I will, because you asked.

Me reading a-*shudders*- Percico fic

Pre-fic:

I am going to regret this so much. 

Why did I agree to this?

Help.

During the fic ( Percico/Pernico [Completed] by alicereadsbooks13)

Okay. 

I'm going to do this.

Here we go.

OH HECK NO

Why are you in his cabin???? I don't care that he missed lunch, you're a stalker.

Hands off of my boy, Grace. NOW. This isn't even your fic. OUT.

Your mention of Fall Out Boy does nothing to improve my mood.

STEU Percy. Annabeth is not clingy.

A blue cheeseburger? You've gone too far.

No.

EW.

What? Teenage girl to homicidal maniac? WHAT?

Uh, excuse me, Leo is the one obsessed with nachos.

What the frick, Jackson? You don't say it's a one-sided friendship and then ask for relationship advice.

NO.

ANNABETH DOES NOT LIKE REYNA.

QUIET.

Ewwwwwwwww

Ugh not this again.

I don't want to know. ShUt uP aNd gO aWaY.

The Stolls don't do that. That's Hecate and Hephaestus.

They aren't. Sun boy will kill fish boy if he does.

Uh, no he isn't.

Can you be any more stereotypical? Even I'm not this bad.

Yes. Bad Percy.

Ick. Ick ick ick ick ick.

Oh, so they have telepathy now? That's just great.

Ew again.

Oh, gods. The stereotypes are overwhelming.

HANDS OFF OF MY BOY.

NO

STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.

Nico is not a fangirl. He doesn't say 'ASDFGHJKL!'

No.

You do not call Annabeth that. No. You do NOT call the girl who kind of raised me Annab****. NO.

Stalker. Creep.

THIS time?

Because she'll be overjoyed.

Ew.

YES. BAD NICO.

How is she not fazed? She loved Annabeth.

No, no it wasn't.

Oh look, there's me...as an antagonist.

NO IT IS NOT YOUR JOB

Exactly, sea scum.

WHY AM I THE BAD GUY?

DUH.

Thank you, Hazel, but I can handle this myself.

Ugh, singing to open a passage. Cliche much? ORPHEUS WAS THERE FIRST.

At least the author likes Solangelo.

Oh no, not the anemic loser again.

WHY ARE YOU PUNCHING YOUR SISTER?

No, he won't. I would.

Ew ew ew.

BECAUSE I CAN, JACKSON.

Ugh, no. 

What TV? What are rules? 

After what, maybe THREE DAYS?

Ugh, I hate this.

Hey there, Delilah...

DON'T.

I DON'T NEED TO KNOW. EW.

Well then. Apparently the author doesn't ship it anymore. Wow.

Afterwards

Well.

I really regret reading that.

I hope I never have to do that again.


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