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McDonald's?

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Has Nico ever forced you to eat McDonald's?

Oh yes he has.

That was hilarious.

We went out to eat (this was before we started dating) and he refused to go anywhere but McDonald's. So we both got food (What is his obsession with Happy Meals?) and it was pretty good, not a good as the food from CHB (because magic food), but better than some of the fast food I'd eaten.

Anyway, about halfway through the meal, Death Boy decided that he wanted some ketchup on his fries. So he got up to get some, and an idea hit me. I grabbed his straw and tied a knot in it, then put it back in the cup so he couldn't tell.

When he came back I could barely contain my laughter. But my prank was only the half of it. Nico ripped open the ketchup packet, but he didn't quite rip it all the way, so it was still closed. He looked really confused and kept squeezing the packet harder-and then it exploded.

All over him. The side he hadn't tried to open was obviously unstable, and so all the ketchup came flying out that end, all over his face.

Needless to say, I cracked up. His expression...I'm laughing just remembering it. Utter shock and confusion.

Best not-exactly-a-date ever.

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