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I don't know what half of this means.

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ApollosBackgroundKid

On a scale from ballerina to drunk chicken how clumsy are you? (I'm drunk chicken with its head cut off.)


Immature giraffe. 

That's almost drunk chicken.

I can surf, so I'm not completely hopeless.



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