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I'm glad that Sherman isn't on this site. He would definitely beat me up. Again.

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On a scale of one to 12.35, how sassy are you?

When was your most recent sassy moment?

On average, I'd say I'm a ten.

Emma: I'm sure Nico would agree... ;)

Not what I meant, but still true.

Anyway, my most recent 'sassy moment' was last week, I believe.

I'll need to tell you about two people first, though.

Sherman is a son of Ares. Total jerk. The kind of kid who tends to hate me for two reasons: 1) I'm smarter than he is, and he knows it, and 2) I'm gay. Very gay. Stereotypically gay. He's adopted Clarisse's old habit of calling me 'Gaylord.'

Mark is a son of Nemesis, and he's still a jerk, but not as bad as Sherman. He doesn't tend to make fun of me as much,  so that's cool. 

Now, Sherman and Mark are very obviously dating. 

I mean, they don't act like Death Boy and I do, but my gaydar is tripping whenever I'm around them.

I also may or may not have walked in on them kissing this past New Years' Eve.

Anyway, now you know them. 

Last week, Sherman walks up to me and shoves my shoulder, causing me to trip and almost fall.

Like I said. Total jerk. 

He laughs in my face, then smirks. "Hey Gaylord," he says. "Is Nico circumsized?"

Let me put it out there: I have no idea. I'm fifteen. Your fanfiction ain't gonna happen for a while.

So I look up at him, because he's even taller than I am, and say, smiling,

"I don't know. Is Mark?"

He turned beet red, but had no comeback. I had him.

And there you go. 

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