Read 'Solangelo one shots' By Solangelo_Soul
I got a lot of requests for a fic called My Immortal, but I didn't get an author, and I don't think I'm going to be doing this for a while.
I can usually deal with some Solangelo fics, though.
Pre-fic
Oh, boy.
Here we go again.
I'll do ten chapters, no more.
Chapter 1
She's two.
No. No entertainers. No no no no
Ew. At a little kid's party? Get a room, me.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*slowly dies of laughter*
Chapter 2
Dorky is always my thing.
Yes, our thing, dork.
I mean, I can't dance, so...
Chapter 3
I am wearing a surfing T-shirt in the media. I like that.
What
The
Fudge
I AM GOING TO KILL ME
I MADE MY DEATH BOY CRY
HOW DARE YOU, ME
Chapter 4
What is this media?
Competitive shopping.
Na na na na ba na na
Bananas
Avocados hurt.
This is great.
Chapter 5
Mortal AUs are always fun.
YES!
I told you you could sing.
Oh, cool. I have a guitar.
Almost confidently is right.
No, he's older.
Brothers?
BROTHERS?
I fricking hate that question. We don't get it a lot, but when we do, it's annoying as frick.
We are NOT BROTHERS.
We don't look alike at all!
Great judgement, me.
Great judgement.
What if it had gone terribly? What then?
Chapter 6
Yay for fanart!
NO
NO NO NO NO
YOU DO NOT DO THIS TO ME
NO
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS
NO
I'm only three sentences in...
NO
It is.
I hate having to feel this kind of stuff.
I hate it.
This isn't funny.
No.
I swear to all the gods, if I have to read anything else like this, I'm going to cry.
Chapter 7
What isn't?
I'm going to kill him.
What? WHO?
No
That escalated quickly.
Ugh. I hate arriving at the wrong moment.
How dare you, friend-of-Nico. HOW FRICKING DARE YOU?
Quinn...I will kill this Quinn.
I don't hate myself. I'm okay.
Ew
Oh, gods. Not another one.
Ugh.
Ugh ugh ugh
I hate dying.
I WOULD NOT CALL HIM DEATH BOY AS I DIE
NO
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep indeed.
Chapter 8
Well, frick.
Chapter 9
Dogs.
No dogs.
No. Scary dog.
I DON'T HAVE A DOG.
DOGS ARE SCARY
Retrievers are scary.
Everything is scary.
Oh hello, cute stranger...
I just asked a stranger out on a date.
Chapter 10
Happy people are the worst.
We tend to be attractive, too. Terrible.
'Your death will be caused by me' T shirt.
This cashier version of me is very flirty.
Smiling. Recommended by your friendly neighborhood doctor.
Dang. Forward cashier is forward.
I sound like CinemaSins.
Post-fic
I mean, I was expecting to hate it.
Instead, I almost cried.
Not much better.
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