Messages To Joe | J.S

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Monday September 14th 2018:
{afternoon}

4:15 - Joe:
Hey you :)

4:16 - Amber:
Bruh.

You make it sound like we're dating

4:17 - Joe:
Oh, sorry *rolling eyes emoji* XD

4:19 - Amber:
Aren't you still with Kayley, I left like only an hour ago

4:20 - Joe:
Yeah but I'm bored, she's boring :(

4:21 - Amber:
Lool how you ever gonna get a girlfriend

4:22 - Joe:
Good looks ;)

4:23 - Amber:
...

4:26 - Joe:
Well, and my charm

4:27 - Amber:
What, your insensitive innuendos and crap jokes?

4:30 - Joe:
Wow, why are you trying to make me feel so down about myself?!

4:31 - Amber:
Maybe I don't want you to get a girlfriend

Or maybe it's the truth and your just too naïve to see it so I have to tell you myself

4:35 - Joe:
I think I'd prefer the first one ;)

4:36 - Amber:
Aww too bad it's the second

4:37 - Joe:
Funny one

So what are you doing tomorrow ?

4:39 - Amber:
Writing this essay still because it needs to be done really soon

4:40 - Joe:
Well, not necessarily, you do have a while

4:41 - Amber:
Not if I want a social life because I'll be panicking myself day in day out

4:43 - Joe:
You sound so much like Zoë (who's SOOOO close to 10 mil and I'm so close to 6 mil AHHHHH)

4:45 - Amber:
That's mad

You know, I've always wondered, how do you, like, find all your mates notifs within just all your fans?

4:46 - Joe:
Well, since your verified you get privileges and shit (not really, just helping towards all the fans and stuff) and what I do is just put tweet notifs on for like Zoë (Oli because as you'll probably be aware, we became good mates after you linked us :)) and Caspar and stuff so I can see all their tweets including the ones in reply to mine

4:48 - Amber:
Such an in sight XD

You know, the YouTube community is really buzzing like your really close to bringing out a film, Oli is bring out a book (soon, I only know cause he let me know but it's coming out just before his birthday in January) and Jim having that show on the 1st of February like I wouldn't have imagined ! It's so surreal

4:50 - Joe:
People do see us as celebrities when we aren't really like, we don't do things like Celebrities like be in HollyWood or get involved in major drama

4:51 - Amber:
Except those picture of you sleeping on holiday the other day :/

4:53 - Joe:
Yeah, that was out of order

4:56 - Amber:
Not trying to be rude or start beef, but Joe you kinda need to understand that anything you have privately will more than likely not be private for very long due to you being so publicly known

4:57 - Joe:
I get that, but the only people who had that were the people I was on holiday with and I suppose I should be more annoyed with them but it's hard

4:59 - Amber:
Anyway, where are you going on tour to Mr.Movie Star ?

5:03 - Joe:
It's going to be in all like HMV stores but basically, because the book tour sold out so fast online and crashed the service, we're making it that only people who go into the stores and buy the ticket can go because also, a lot of people didn't turn up to the book tour / sold their tickets on eBay for more money

5:04 - Amber:
Okay but whererere???

I want another excuse to hug you when it's not in public and potentially seem by many eyes and said to be something which it is not

5:07 - Joe:
Aha okay, so London: HMV Oxford Street (<-- come to that one :) it's on the 29th of November) and also Manchester, Birmingham and guess where else?! (*hint, it's not in this country*)

5;09 - Amber:
I don't know, Australia?

5:10 - Joe:
Mind reader .

You ruined my surprise :(

5:12 - Amber:
It's not much of a surprise XD

I would've said 'omg your so lucky'

5:14 - Joe:
You just wait ;)

5:16 - Amber:
And what's that supposed to mean?

5:17 - Joe:
PATIENCE CHILD !

5:18 - Amber:
Ugh

5:19 - Joe:
So how's your step brother? He's 21 now, right?

5:23 - Amber:
Oh he's fine.

Tom moved out though, but he totally lied to our parents saying he was living with his mates when it's actually his girlfriend. I told him he didn't need to lie but our parents would probably go mad at him.

5:25 - Joe:
Why would they go mad at him but not at you if you told them about me?

5:26 - Amber:
Because he was the football scholar (I don't think I told you about this) in high school and then in sixth form

5:29 - Joe:
Oh wow, so saying that he has a girlfriend would be a distraction?

5:31 - Amber:
Supposedly, don't see how though

He doesn't even want to go into football, he wants to be a lawyer

5:34 - Joe:
Wow, big difference then

5:35 - Amber:
I bet you and him would get along really well :)

He was the only one I ever told about you because we trusted eachother with our secrets.

5:37 - Joe:
Aww, me and Zoë are like that too

I'm really sorry, but I have to go as I'm going out now and then on the tube so I won't have service :((

5:38 - Amber:
Ok babes ttyl XD xx

5:40 - Joe:
Goodbye Ambbbbeerrrrr xxxx

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