Messages To Joe | J.S

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Sunday November 26th 2018:
{morning}

3:02 - Joe:
Tell me about yourself

3:04 - Amber:
What?

And what kind of ungodly hour do you call this

3:05 - Joe:
Tell me things about you and I knew you'd be up

3:09 - Amber:
Joe, we've texted for forever and we met and we flew to FREAKIN AUSTRALIA together and we dated and we broke up; I think we know a lot about eachother!

3:16 - Joe:
We didn't break up and we don't. You know a lot about me because it's all over the Internet but I know surprisingly little about you so tell me things

And you can ask me things too because stupid things you won't know

Please?

3:19 - Amber:
Ok joseph, give me three questions and answer them and then I'll answer them and give you three, ok?

3:23 - Joe:
1. What's your favourite colour?
—burgundy
2. Parents' names?
—graham and tracey
3. Shoe size?
—7

3:24 - Amber:
Lol your a size 7? That's tiny XD

3:26 - Joe:
ANSWER THEMMM

3:30 - Amber:
1. Black probably or maybe white
2. Shelia and Tony
3. 5.5

1. Favourite Movie?
—love actually
2. Favourite Actor or Actress?
—dylan o brien or tyler posey
3. Fave football team?
—manchester united

3:34 - Joe:
1. the hangover or inbetweeners 1/2
2. leonardo dicaprio
3. arsenal

3:36 - Amber:
Are we done now?

3:37 - Joe:
Nooo

3:40 - Amber:
I'm tired joeee

3:42 - Joe:
Give me a random fact about yourself

3:45 - Amber:
I can ride a horse

3:46 - Joe:
I've never tried

Teach me sometime?

3:49 - Amber:
How about no?

3:50 - Joe:
Y

3:52 - Amber:
Cause you'd fall off you Rodney

3:54 - Joe:
No I wouldn't I can have stabilisers ;)

3:55 - Amber:
Goodnight

4:01 - Joe:
STAHPP

4:02 - Amber:
Shush I'm asleep

4:03 - Joe:
Remember what happened the last time you did that?

4:05 - Amber:
Oh shit yeeeaaaahhhh XD

Sorry bout that

4:08 - Joe:
So how many boyfriends have you had Amberr the colourr

4:10 - Amber:
Joe have you honestly been reading through all of or old messages?

4:11 - Joe:
You wouldn't know that unless you had been too

4:20 - Amber:
Or maybe girls never forget

4:22 - Joe:
Elephants never forget

4:26 - Amber:
Cheeky git

4:27 - Joe:
Answer the question!1!1!1!

4:31 - Amber:
4 1/2

4:32 - Joe:
How the hell can you have a half?

4:36 - Amber:
Idk what you are classed as

4:37 - Joe:
Oh right

So who are they?

4:39 - Amber:
A boy called Harvey when I was 13 then a guy called Matt and then Sam then a guy called Ryan and yeah then you

Or not you I suppose

4:43 - Joe:
It's Sugg Sunday today and idk what to do for a video

4:44 - Amber:
This is like throwback Sunday actually XD

Do another diary video

4:47 - Joe:
But it'll be the last one

Actually no I wrote another one

4:51 - Amber:
I'd pay good money to read 15 year old Joe's diary

Oh and 17 year old so I find out all about him loosing his virginity XD

4:56 - Joe:
No one needs to know how that happened

4:57 - Amber:
Everyone knows dumbass you said it in a video with Cal and Joe

5:01 - Joe:
Oh fuck I remember now

5:03 - Amber:
Joe I really gotta go to sleep I'm tired :((

5:04 - Joe:
But then I'll be lonely :()

5:07 - Amber:
You should go to sleep too bellend

5:08 - Joe:
But you love this bellend ;)

5:10 - Amber:
Ew no

Bye

Ugh I can't get over how rank that is

5:11 - Joe:
But it's true

5:14 - Amber:
Oh dear Joseph, you do dream alright