366 Days- A Challenge

19. Your Thoughts About Your Family

19. Your thoughts about your family.

My brother Kegan is an asshole. So my other brother Kalleb, me, Mom, and Lenny all lived in a house at one point. Kalleb didn't visit as often so Mom went to the master bedroom, Kegan went to the smallest room, and Kalleb went to the living room.

Eventually Kegan and Kalleb began to swap personalities. Kalleb began to visit more (after we moved a few times) and Kegan grew more distant.

I like my brother Kalleb but lately we haven't been getting along. I believe now that it is all settled but I'm still a little wary.

So my brother Kegan, Kalleb, and my godfather Tom live in Winlock. Kegan didn't even wish Mom a happy birthday in October. He's that distant. He constantly plays video games, goes to work at Papa Pete's, and is always on his period.

I remember one time that I spent the weekend at Tom's and Kegan gave me a Red Bull. I wanted to drink it until it was around 9PM-10PM so I could stay up all night. It was around 2:30PM and Kegan told Kalleb he wanted a Red Bull so Kalleb pulled the entire case over ad shook them up. No doubt it was an accident but Kegan (like a woman) flipped a bitch so I gave him mine and set it on his desk. GUESS WHAT HE DID!!!? He knocked it over. I tried to give him a non-shaken Red Bull but as Kegan put it:

"Kalleb ruined 'em all. I don't want one anymore."

Next is Lenny. Oh boy where do I begin? I sleep out in the living room where EVERYTHING takes place. Watching TV, where James (my nephew) play and contanstly annoys us, and even where I am trying to focus on Color Switch. Lenny watches stuff like Gold Rush, Gold Diggers, Prospectors, and anything to do with history. Most of the history stuff is true like how a plane crashed but then there's "Are aliens real?" Or crap like that. THAT STUFF WAS MADE IN 2005!!!! A LOT CAN HAPPEN IN 10 YEARS. Also, he's changed me. Some of the stuff we (mom included) talk about, I would never talk about with anyone. AND THEY ARE THE FUCKERS WHO CONSTANTLY BRING THE NASTY CRAP UP.

Oh boy Mom. Where do I start? She's short like me. I get all my characteristics from her. She never tells me about her past like what she did as a kid or in high school probably because my uncle dealed drugs. (No joke.) She's worse than an onion. She's like a watermelon with peel able layers. You get a lot of info but then you want the juicy info. But then the seeds come into play. If you do get the juicy info, you gotta avoid the seeds which would be the nasty parts. Like if she got hurt or raped. Anyways, her and Lenny are constantly kissing to annoy me or do other nasty stuff.

So in all, my family is a 2.7/5.