aka How To Live Longer
431. Every hour, at least one person is killed by a drunk driver in the US.
432. People born between September and November statistically live longer.
433. People who sleep a lot, sit too much, and aren't physically active also die early.
434. 600 Americans die yearly by falling out of their bed.
435. Nearly 6,000 people die or get hurt per year in the UK after tripping over their trousers or falling down the stairs while pulling them up.
436. 100 Billion (which is more than 15 times the world's population) people died in the whole human history, 150 Million to 1 Billion of which died in war.
437. Due to stress and alcohol consume, the chance of dying on your birthday is 10% higher than dying on other days.
438. Left handers die three years earlier than right handed people.
439. You are more likely do get killed by a falling coconut than from a shark attack.
440. Optimistic people die earlier.
So, children, what did we learn from this chapter? Be a pessimist, don't go to school because sitting will kill you, don't party too much on your birthday, and avoid coconuts under all circumstances.
Live long and prosper!
Special: WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU DIED / HOW TO PLAN YOUR FUNERAL
1. Call the British 'Rent a Mourner' service to fill your funeral with fake friends.
2. To get some post mortal fame, die in Amsterdam without any friends and family to attend your funeral and a poet will write a poem for you and recite it at your funeral.
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