Impractical Joker One Shots & Imagines

Murr x Reader: Laundry Room

(SMUT WARNING!)

You had been putting James through Hell all day. Teasing him, all day. It had been a lazy Saturday around the house. You had woken up and put on one of his dress shirts, the thin white material particularly tight around your bust, with only your matching black lacy bra and panties under it. Every time he tried to touch you you'd give a giggle and scamper away. He was getting sick of this treatment. He approached you as you were bent over, pulling laundry out of the dryer.

He watches you work for a moment, every time you bent over making his groin unconsciously twitch. He finally decides he's had enough. He wants you, so he'll have you. He walks over and grabs your waist, causing you to jump in surprise. You whirl around, and with his hands still on your waist, he pulls you against him and soundly kisses you hotly, frustration fueling it. You kiss back fiercely, your hands clutching his shirt tightly. You wrap your legs around his waist, and you can feel his bulge. You pull away, smiling mischievously.

"Did I cause that?" you ask in a mock innocent voice, pressing your crotch against him harder. He gives his irresistible giggle in response, eyes burning with lust. He sits you atop of the dryer, your chests pressed against each other as your feet dangle. He kisses you again, rubbing your inner thighs with his soft, warm hands.

"God baby you got me so turned on... teasing me like that... naughty girl..." he murmurs in between hot, passionate kisses. You giggle and bite your lip, turning him on even more, if it was possible.

He begins to kiss down your neck, nipping gently, causing you to give little gasps that made his movements even more frantic. He sucks and bites on your collarbone, leaving a red mark. He finally makes it to the fabric of your shirt, where you stop him. You wink and bite your lip as you push him back gently and begin to slowly unbutton the shirt, unveiling your sexy lacy undergarments.

He gives you a long, slow tongue filled kiss as he feels and grabs your breasts shamelessly. He finally pulls your bra off to reveal your erect nipples. He pulls away, and begins to suck on one nipple while rolling and tweaking the other. His skillful tongue has you giving soft, high pitched moans. You put your arm out behind you, to support yourself. He switches nipples and then pulls away entirely.

You whine for him, before he reaches and feels your damp panties.

"Oh, did I cause that?" he asks teasingly, voice dripping with sex. You moan in confirmation as he gently rubs your clit with his thumb.

"What if I decide to tease you, huh? Got you all wet like this and just left you?" he said, his fingers brushing over your wet slit. You whimper.

"N-no James don't leave me.. I'm a bad girl, punish me." you beg, never having wanted him so badly. He gives you a smug smile. He pulls your now soaked panties off and looks at your pussy.

You spread your legs, resting them on his shoulders. He leans in and kisses your stomach, then works his way to your clit. He kisses your little hard button, then licks it, making you whimper and shake. He brushes his knuckles over your slit, before sliding two digits in it. You moan a high pitched moan loudly, causing him to smirk. Arrogant bastard. He begins to slowly pump in and out of you, sucking and nipping your little nub, while you moan loudly, begging for more.

After a few minutes, he pulls his fingers out, and while you watch, sucks and licks them clean. You then reach out and pull him in for a rough kiss, all teeth and tongue. You practically rip his shirt off, while he just smirks, loving having you so crazy. You palm his bulge, making him throw his head back in a moan, making you even wetter. You undo his belt, while he pulls down his pants, his rock hard erection popping out.

He grabs you by your hair and pulls you off the dryer. He bends you over the laundry basket, and smacks your ass. You yelp with pleasure, and he smacks it again, then rubs the spot he spanked you affectionately. He positions himself at your opening, and after watching you quiver and shake in anticipation, he thrusts into you hard. You almost scream with relief at the feeling of him inside you finally.

"OH MY GOD YES.. Oohh James..." you practically scream, as he pumps in and out of you at a rate that's making you lose your mind. He moans and begins to thrust faster, massaging your button as he fucks you.

"Say my name.." he says, grabbing your hair with his free hand. You cry out, and go from straight out screaming to screaming his name out. He gives a groan before finally shooting his hot load in you, triggering your huge orgasm.

You both ride out your highs together, his thrusts becoming more sporadic and jerky. He finally pulls out of you, spent. You flop over, both of you now laying side by side on the floor.

"Wow.." you say softly, fingers curling around his hand.

"That's why we don't tease people." he pants irritably before kissing your fingers lovingly.