Impractical Joker One Shots & Imagines

Sal x Reader: Aren't Enough Hours In The Day

You look down at the infant in your arm, still not believing it. You couldn't believe how amazing your life had come to be. You had met and married the love of your life, and made a beautiful baby (B/G) together.

(B/N) had finally fallen to sleep. You give a small sigh of relief. You lightly set the little child in his/her crib. You tiptoe out of the nursery and practically collapse in your bed. You were oh so tired. (B/N) was keeping you up all night and day, leaving few stolen hours left for you to sleep.

You feel Sal's warm hands feeling over yours hips and sides. You give a small smile. You turn to face him, biting your lip.

"Hey baby girl." he whispered seductively, pulling you to him. He had just kissed you when you heard the wailing of (B/N). You groan, covering your face with your hands. You roll away, hanging off the side of the bed, but Sal's hand grabbed your arm, pulling you back.

"I got this." he says, with a helpful smile. You relent, slumping over backwards.

He threw himself out of bed, but before he left the room, he turned to say, "I'll see you soon. I hope."

You laugh weakly.

"There aren't enough hours in a day, babe."

requested by: @peanutsundae