Impractical Joker One Shots & Imagines

Murr x Joe x Reader: "Happy Birthday.."

(SMUT WARNING!! THREESOME!! TRACES OF MURR X JOE!!)

James and Joe were your best friends. You all hung out on weekends, are lunch together.. Just great friends. So, of course, on your birthday, they wanted to do something special for you. You lived a few doors down from James, and since you had known each other so long, you had exchanged keys, just in case the other needed a favor.

Joe and James had waited until they knew you weren't home, and headed over, gifts in hand. They were going to sneak over, Joe was going to cook you your favorite dinner, and James had the entire (F/M) series ready to have a marathon.

James used his key and he and Joe slipped inside. Joe sat all the supplies for dinner out, and James set the movies up in a extravagant manner. They were setting about the kitchen, getting stuff ready to cook, when James heard a peculiar noise. He shushed Joe, finger to his lips. The sound seemed to be coming from your bedroom.

The thought made James' heart sink, for he was sure you had gone. Or maybe the sound of the door slamming was your neighbor's..

He slowly crept over, finger still to his lips while Joe followed suit. They paused outside your door and couldn't believe what they heard.

You were making the slightest moans, so soft they almost couldn't hear it. They ever so slightly pressed their ears against the door, noses just touching.

Hot breath mingling together, it wasn't even weird for them. After being so close for so long, this was nothing.

"This is wrong..." Joe breathed, blue eyes cracking open to meet James' brown ones.

"Yeah... but.. what she doesn't know won't kill her.. besides if-" but his words were cut off by a particularly angelic moan meeting their ears.

They both heaved a great sigh, groins twitching.

"F-fuck..!!" the cry made both of their stomaches erupt in explosions.

"Damn.." James murmurs, his boner becoming obvious. Joe's slight groan only made it worse. Though he'd never admit it, Joe's groans just made his boner worse.

"C'mon.. let's go.. t-this is wrong.." Joe said shakily, placing a hand on James' shoulder. James smirked, with a glance at Joe's tented crotch.

They began to walk away, but the next thing they heard stopped them dead in their tracks.

"F-fuck Joe! Ahh!"

James turned to look at Joe, eyebrows raised, mouth open slightly in amusement. Shock evident on Joe's face, before being replaced a sly grin.

"Dude! (Y/N) wants you!" James whisper yelled, shoving him slightly. "Consider it a birthday present.." he finished with a smirk.

Joe crept back to the door, hand on the knob.

"O-ohhh James!"

Joe looked back at James, amusement curbing his jaw. James crept beside him. Counting to 3, they pushed the door open, exposing you, naked on your bed.

"J-Joe! J-James! W-what?! What are you doing?!" you yelp, scrambling for your blankets.

James glanced at Joe, who looked at you.  He made his way over to your red, blushing form. He planted a firm kiss on your feverish lips while James wasted no time in massaging your nub, making you emit small moans against Joe's lips.

Joe's tongue slips into your mouth, shoveling, shoveling. You let your tongue meet his, while he slips two fingers into your wet slit.

"Ooh so tight." Joe snickered, lips brushing along your jaw. You moan loudly. James rolls and tweaks your nipples just hard enough to send shoots of pleasurable pain. His mouth ghosts over your free nipple, tongue lapping at it.

"G-God.." you moan, back arching. Joe gives a groan, only taking his fingers out to undo his belt, and slide his pants off. You whine for him, while James reattaches his lips to the sweet spot on your neck, thumb moving to stimulate your clit.

Joe jerks, once, twice, before pushing into you without warning. You cry out, the girth so much more than you were used to.

He begin to move, in and out, in and out, slowly but getting faster and faster.

James bit down, making you cry out again, hands flying to his crotch. He groans, hands moving to quickly take off his pants. He pulls his dick out, pumps, pumps, pumps, teeth on his lower lip.

"I-in my mouth James!" you plead, desperate to do something for him. Without another word, he pushed his rigid length past your lips, thrusting as you choke, choke, choke.

It's a picturesque scene, Joe pounding away at you, as you choke on James' length, over and over.

It doesn't take long for you to reach your max.

"G-guys!" you shriek, relishing in the fact that there was more than one to address.

"M-me too.." James murmurs, movements becoming more frantic. With a groan, he releases his hot load into your waiting mouth, as you struggle to swallow every bit. But you do. He falls next to you, just as you reach your high, screaming out in ecstasy. As you fidget, riding out your high, Joe explodes into you, thrusts becoming longer and slower.

You fall into a spent pile, as Joe pulls out of you and falls on your other side.

You pant, head resting on James' warm, thumping chest, while Joe plants soft, sweet kisses on your shoulders and neck.

"I don't wanna know.. why you two were in my house.. but I'm SO glad you were.." you say softly.

"Happy birthday.." James offered weakly, making you giggle and Joe give a husky chuckle.

requested: bookgirl102004