(SMUT WARNING!)
Sal walked through the door of your house, having come home from a hard day's work. He slid his shoes off and trudged into the kitchen. He made himself a glass of water. He took a sip and suddenly became aware of how quiet it was. He looked around."(Y/N)?" He called, knitting his eyebrows. Though he was house a few hours early, he hadn't expected you to not be here. He sat his water down and walked all through the house calling your name. He walked up the stairs softly.
'Maybe she's sleeping..' he thought, taking care to be quiet. He tiptoed to the bedroom door, and was just about to open it when he heard a sound.
Your soft moans could be heard through the door. At first he was outraged. Were you REALLY cheating on him? Then another sound made his anger ebb away.
"O-oh S-Sal..." you moan softly, making his scowl slip into a smirk. So this was what you did while he was out? Get off to the thought of him. Your moans were such a sweet, and admittedly sexy, sound. He sat there for a few minutes, listening to murmur his name under your breath, your shuddering breathing causing a hardness to form in his pants.
He couldn't take it anymore. He gently turned the doorknob and entered. You immediately stop and rush to cover yourself with the blanket.
"S-Sal! What're you doing home so early?" you ask in a higher pitch than usual. He gives you a smirk.
"Murray had something he needed to do. Filming was cancelled." Sal says coyly, eyes sweeping the sight of you desperately clutching the blankets to your body. You felt your already hot face heat even more if it was possible.
He moves across the room, slowly, deliberately. He caresses your face, moving your hair to the sides. He gently tugged the blanket away, to reveal your body. He gently touches the area above your clit, and, due to you being so close a moment ago, your hyper sensitive body arched in response.
"S-Sal.." You start shakily, attempting to pull the covers back. He rips it away from you, tossing it to the floor.
"Don't try and hide yourself from me.. I heard everything.." he smirks, making your cheeks blush, and admittedly your pussy slick at the prospect of being caught getting off to the thought of him.
"Y-You did..?" you ask, mortified. He nods, his expression one of someone who caught the child in the cookie jar.
"I didn't know.. I had this.. effect on you (Y/N).. Mmm.." he says softly, running his fingers lightly over you body. You give deep, shuddering breaths.
"Oh don't mind me. Go back to what you were doing." he says smugly. You know he wasn't kidding After a moment of abashed silence, your hand dips down to your wet folds. You begin to tend you yourself as he slowly unbuttons his shirt and unbuckled his pants, eyes intently watching you. He's soon naked. He watches you intently, stroking his length for a moment.
Suddenly, without warning, he lungs forward and grabs you by your hair. You struggle to move quick enough as he brings you to your knees in front of him.
"Do what you want to do.. I know you want to.." He said, fingers gripping your hair. You nod, not used to his assertiveness, or dominance. You take his length, pump once, pump twice, before slowly taking it in your mouth. He gives an appreciative grunt. You feel it hit the back of your throat, but you don't gag, you refuse to. You begins to pump him inside your mouth, at a pace torturous. He gives a groan, stroking your hair instead of gripping. You go faster, and he tangles himself in your hair again, moving your head slightly. You begin to hum, the vibrations causing him to give a moan that made fireworks explode in your belly. He begins to involuntarily buck into your mouth. He then rips you away from his length, making you whine.
"Shut up." he says in a commanding tone solemn used by the gentle man, "Bend over the bed."
You follow his command, getting wetter, if that was possible. You bend over, and feel him position himself at your entrance. Without warning, he shoves in, making you involuntarily gasp. He fills you to the hilt and pulls out, going at a speed that made you moan loudly.
"Sal! Oh yeah.. fuck me Sal.. Please.." You practically beg as he pounds you. He grasps your hips, slamming into you over and over.
"Oh Sal.. Sal.. Ah! Sal.." you moan as if you know nothing else. He has the audacity to smirk, the bastard.
"You don't say such.. You seem to like my name though.. That's okay.. By the time I'm done with you.. You won't remember anything but my name..." he promised, making you moan impossibly louder. You're wailing for him, fingers gripping your sheets. You feel yourself reaching your limit.
"S-Sal! I'm about to-" you cry, eyes clenched shut.
"Scream my name (Y/N)! Scream how much you love this!" He orders, slamming harder than ever.
"Oh Sal! Sal! I love this! I need you to fuck me! Fuck me, Daddy! Fuck me Sal, fuck me!!" you scream, orgasm clouding your filter on what to say and what not to say. He groans, and you feel him tensing up. He pulls out of you, and shoves himself in your mouth. With a loud groan, he releases his load into you.
You moan loudly and swallow every bit, sucking him clean. You pull away and collapse on the bed.
"Holy shit Sal.. That was amazing.." You pant, still coming off Cloud 9. He gives you an evil smile, that looks just SO sexy on him.
"Was? What makes you think I'm done with you yet?"

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