Impractical Joker One Shots & Imagines

Murr x Reader: It Isn't So Bad, Is It?

"James..." you say in hushed tones as he leads you down the dim lit hotel hallway. He puts his free finger on your lips and gives his little giggle that always gives you butterflies.

As you both carefully tiptoe down the halls, you begin to worry.

"James they have a curfew!" you whisper yell at him. He just gives you that smile you love so much, not a care in the world.

You reluctantly follow him down the hallway. He's led you to the hotel indoor pool. He lets go of your hand and puts a finger to your lips in a 'shh' motion. He carefully moves over to the fusion box. He opens it quietly and flips a switch. The pool lights come on.

"This is gonna be awesome." he says with the same giddy grin. You can't help but be giddy as well. James always had that effect on you. He makes you feel all warm and happy. This was the very reason you loved him. He made you feel alive and loved.

He strips his shirt off and gives you a sly smile, then dives in with a elegant swan dive. You laugh at him as he surfaces.

"Come in sweetie! The water's great!" he calls softly. You give him a piercing look. He gives you a irresistible look, putting his lower lip out.

"Oh.. you know I can't resist the face..." you moan. You shoot him daggers, and take off the tee you had borrowed from James. He gives a wolf whistle, which earns a giggle from you. You strip your shorts off, and you're down to your underwear.

You bite your lip in a seductive way, before running and jumping in with a resounding splash. As you surface, you feel James' hands pulling you close.

"The water's a bit cold." you say with a mock shiver. He gives you that sly smile again, floating on the squatting position, pulling you on his lap. You giggle, wrapping your legs around his waist and your arms around his neck. He puts his lips by your ear, his breath hot.

"I know a way to keep you warm." he whispers in your ear, giving you chills. You peck the sweet spot under his ear lobe. He pulls away and looks at you with a mixture of lust and love dancing in his eyes. & when he kisses you, it warms you through and through.

When you finally pull away, you lay your head on his shoulder, and he buries his face in your neck, both of you just enjoying this time together.

He presses you completely against him, his hands on the small of your back. He holds you to him, as if he'll never let you go.

"I love you James."

"I love you too (Y/N)." he says right in your ear. He gives a soft giggle.

"See? Breaking the rules isn't so bad, is it?"