(SMUT WARNING!)
Joe and you were sitting on the couch, watching reruns of Fear Factor. Joe had been doing his laundry, and while you were unloading it you had pulled on a pair of his boxers, which he found SO attractive.
He had precariously placed his hand on the warm, smooth skin of your inner thigh, but didn't look at you. You know he had something up his sleeve, but you didn't say anything. His thumb begins to move against your thigh, giving you goosebumps. Gatto always had you when it came to sex, never disappointing you. You softly sigh as his fingers softly stroke your thigh, inching higher and higher.
"I don't know how they do this shit." he says, turning to look at you, eyebrows raised as if daring you to succumb to his touches. You swallow, determined to not to give him the satisfaction.
"Yeah. Eating bugs are gross." you say nonchalantly, with a shudder that had nothing to do with the man eating beetles on the TV. He nods in agreement, his fingers going up the loose leg hole. You inhale slightly as his fingers stroke your already damp panties. The sides of his lips upturn slightly.
"It's good they don't do them all in one day. Since the water challenges are normally first. I'd HATE to be wet all day." he says, the word making you giggle. You both sit in silence as he strokes you through your panties. You vaguely notice the bulge beginning to form in his pants. He suddenly turns to you.
"Fuck this.." he growls, flipping you so your head was resting on the sofa arm. He pulls his boxers and your panties off you with one yank. He runs his fingers over your wet slit, making you inhale sharply. He slides a finger into you, making you bite your lip. He notices you, and smiles slightly. He leans forward, his breath tickling your ear.
"So tight.. Ole Joe's gonna have to loosen ya up.." he murmurs in your ear, making you shudder. He slides out and slides back in over and over, adding a finger every time. He stops at four. He begins to pump, making you moan for the first time.
He begins at a tantalizing pace, making you whine. He quietly tuts under his breath.
"So desperate.. did I make you like this..?" he whispers, picking up his pace slightly. You moan, making him inhale and exhale sharply.
"God baby.. you're moan makes me so hard.." he murmurs lustfully, going faster and faster. You begin to moan his name, too far gone to be abashed by your pitch and volume. He begins to whisper filthy words and promises in your ear, his tone dripping with sex. He uses his thumb to stimulate your clit, making you arch your back in pure ecstasy.
You feel your body tense up, orgasm beginning to take over your senses.
"J-Joe..! I'm gonna-" you cry, eyes clenched shut.
"Go on baby.. as long as you say my name nice and loud.." he says, and you cum hard onto his hand.
"Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe!" you cry at the top of your lungs as he strokes your slit, as you ride our your high. You sigh and slump over, your eyes fluttering open.
"Damn baby..." Joe says, bringing his sopping hand to his lips. He sucks them with a vigor that makes you turned on all over again.
You sit up and make a show of taking your shirt and bra off. He watches you, his hands twitching in his lap as if he's fighting the urge to grab you.
You slowly move to the floor and get on your knees in front of him. He turns and swings his left leg over to one side so you're in between his legs.
"You ready to help me now?" He practically purred, stroking your (Y/HC) hair. You nod, rubbing your head against his upper thigh. He smiles and grabs a fistful of your hair mid stroke.
"Just wait til you see what I'm going to do to you.."
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