2/14

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Ah, 2/14

Valentine's Day

A day to prove your deepest affections, hold hands, kiss, and waste hard-earned money.

Sixty-dollar giant teddies,
Diamonds that are really heavy,
Chocolate, chocolate everywhere!

Fat and carbs, we don't care!

It's Valentine's Day.

Time to be like everyone else with red roses and red hearts and sexy red dresses.

Looks like a war in the retail store!
Oh, but that it is!

This lovey-dovey day has become an arms race!

"My boyfriend got me chocolate!"

"My FIANCE got me a diamond ring!"

"Well, my HUSBAND pulled his eyeball out through his ear and gave it to me in a crystal box! Ha!"

Oh my darling!
Oh my honey!
Everybody's spending money!
Wasting so much cash, its funny!

Happy Valentine's!

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