My Bad Puns And Jokes

Joke and Rant

My Joke- Why is The Legend of Zelda better than Star Wars?
Because there is three times the force. (Triforce)

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Now for something I don't usually do rant about life. (A/N- I rant about books, movies and other fandom stuff.) For my thirteen birthday, the one where you aren't treated like a little kid anymore, I have to wake up earlier than I usually do if my birthday is on the weekend. To go to church and sing with very few people because of sports, possibly lose my voice for how loud I will have to sing, go to Sunday school before then to be asked a whole bunch of questions because I will be the only one there because it is Valentine's Day. After church I have to go to my brothers' wrestling meet, put up with my younger cousins (I don't like children) and it only supposed to take a "few hours" according to my mom. Whenever I go to a wrestling meet it takes longer than it is supposed to. Then I might have to make cookies for Monday for school and act like my birthday was amazing. I no longer have a family birthday party as well. I only have a friend birthday party and I usually only have two people able to come because of sports. Sports has ruined so much of my life. Because of my height (I am almost six foot) people just ask me how many sports I am involved in. A. I don't fudging like sports. B. I am academic not athletic. C. I don't fudging understand basically anything about sports.

My rant is done. I am sorry if I offended anyone about the sports thing. It is just my opinion on something; it doesn't matter.