My Bad Puns And Jokes

When You Try to Make a Bad Situation Good

My friend, her name is Keely, fractured her pelvis over this weekend. She was doing a handspring into the splits on a trampoline and her leg landed wrong. She has to get around by using a wheelchair.
Since I am weird and need to get my priorities straight, I didn't have a necessarily normal reaction to hearing this. My first thought was: Wait, isn't Fracture a Pokémon? I think it is. I obsessed with Pokémon. Second thought: Wheel miss her and hope that she doesn't have too much pain. I had to think of a pun for this. After this I started to sing Pain and Painkiller in my head. I need to get my priorities straight.

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You also know that moment when you have a ship involving one of your friends and they sit close together or agree on something, you just start making that I'm-shipping-this-so-much face? I did that during study hall for school, my friend who caught me doing the face and just started doing hand signals basically saying stop-that-face-right-now-or-I-am-going-to-murder-you. The best part was when the male part of the ship (my friend who I am talking about is female) saw us making faces at each other. He looked so confused, he didn't even ask why we were making faces or what were we communicating between each other, he just got up and left.