My Bad Puns And Jokes

Horrible Joke Incoming

What super power has five eyes (*cough* I mean the letter "i" *cough*) but you can't see it?

Invisibility

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Another bonus story from my day.
Since I am not allowed to use names, the boy in this story will be called Paytobean, the main female character is Brizy (plz don't kill me person who I am talking about), the two side female characters besides myself are B and T. Look at all the creative nicknames. Yay for sarcasm!

During Vocal class today, Paytobean was trying to push a chair to the stool T was sitting on. B and I were just kinda helping, but then Brizy decided to solve the problem. She was going to sit on the chair. When she attempted to sit in the chair that was hardly moving, she fell on the floor, missing the chair almost completely.

Then when I was going to tell this story at lunch, Brizy claimed I was high and it wasn't an actual true story. "I'm not high," I replied but my voice was a higher pitch than it usually was. Best comeback ever. Again, yay for sarcasm!