During lunch several people at my table were giving up their mini apples. Brynn and I basically took all of them. "How do you like dem apples, Brynn? I bet they're fruit-astic!"
Who's ready to hear a story about me being a total idiot?
This morning, after I was done eating Cheerios, I went to go put the box away. I opened the fridge door though. The only reason I noticed was because my mother called me out on what I was doing.
I also almost fainted during science class. Our teacher was explaining the difference between veins and arteries. So my vision started going blurry and I felt dizzy. Yeah, I have a weak stomach...
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My Bad Puns And Jokes
HumorIn my group of friends, I am known for my absolutely, downright horrible jokes and puns. Therefore I am making this for a list of my horrible jokes/puns. This will also probably be daily because I make bad puns and jokes a lot. ☆ #638 in Humor (6/6...
