What is the national sport of Minecraft?
Boxing
Why can't the Ender Dragon read a book?
Because he always starts at the End.
Why did Dante not cut onions?
Because he was afraid the Devils May Cry.
What is Sonic the Hedgehog's favorite season?
Spring
What is Samus' favorite food?
Metroid Prime Rib
Why does Donkey Kong always brush his teeth?
To prevent tooth DK.
What is an enderman's favorite band?
Imagine Dragons
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My Bad Puns And Jokes
HumorIn my group of friends, I am known for my absolutely, downright horrible jokes and puns. Therefore I am making this for a list of my horrible jokes/puns. This will also probably be daily because I make bad puns and jokes a lot. ☆ #638 in Humor (6/6...
