My Bad Puns And Jokes

Pokémon Pun Madness

These are all the Pokémon puns I made yesterday.
B-Briaunna_Gray, T-Taylor12131 & P- Page/Me

T: That awkward moment when 'The Class' breaks
B: Shutuppp
T: Hehe
P: We have class
at being trash.
T: Omg no
P: Wynaut? That Pokémon pun was onix-pected.
T: This is onix-ceptable.
P: Maybe I should just shut my Meowth and Raichu a few puns instead.
T: I'm done.. I'm so done
P: Were my puns so trash that they were Metagross? Or were they just not funny, so they didn't aMews you? Perhaps they left you Weezing on the ground?
T: Oh my gerd stop.. I'm laughing so hard right now
P: Deino
T: *face palm*
P: The pun Flare(is)on
T: I thought you were done...
P: If I get a chance to make a pun I'ma Gabite.
Just Golett them happen
T: Omg
P: If I make a pun, it goes into the pun book. Simple stuff.
T: Er meh gerd nerrrrr
I see that
P: Dewott did you expect?
T: Honestly I Fearow
P: And then, Alakazam, I made another pun. Amaura puns to be made shall soon come.
T: Meh
P: Well at least I Bayleef there will be more. Don't worry they will be softly made, it would have a Cottonee feeling.
T: Nerrr
P: Are these affecting Duskull? Look at all the Pokémon pun Espurr-ation.
T: Goodnight Pokémon lover
(Get ready for a lot of ready and puns.)
P: I guess my puns were so Gastly they put you to sleep. But I will end this last comment, so you don't have to be so Gloom. So don't be a Grumpig, but be Gulpin some fresh air because I'm done making you laugh. Hope you're Happiny. I won't Haunter you anymore. I'll just Heatmor puns for my pun book. So you can Hoppip in joy. Because my Pokémon puns are Hypno more. Inkay? I shouldn't Jynx myself though. Making puns is a Karrablast. My mind probably sounds like Klink, Klang and Klinklang. You will probably have a Koffing fit after this much laughing. It might make you a little Krabby. But these puns, nobody can Kyurem. I Magnemite stop, but it would only be for a Mawile. Puns are a part of Mesprit. That add a little Metang to life. Many people don't like my puns, but if you made it this far, Natu. My puns can be a little Oddish at times. But Omastar, they can be brilliant. Perhaps I will Raichu a few more then. I will make it quick, Rapidash you could say. Because I Regirock at making puns. Because I Rotom down this time, I can bother you with them. If you are Seaking more puns, come right this way! I am Serperior at making puns. I have no Shaymin saying puns. My antisocial Shel(is)gon when it comes to this. I have the ability to make anyone Shuckle. I'm never Slaking on the job. I'm not a Slowking, not even a Slowbro. Slowpoke I am not. So Spheal special you get to read these puns. Make sure you Swalot of air between the laughter. Make sure you stay Tentacool and don't be Tentacruel. I don't Throh away any opportunity to make a pun. Even though they can be Trubbish. The amount of puns I can make is Unknown. You gotta keep a steady Volbeat. Be a Watchdog on the lookout for puns. So you don't Weedle your way into becoming a Weepinbell. Wooper, that is a lot of puns I have made. Sometimes you gotta keep your Zygarde up for offensive puns though.

I find it funny I got to making Pokémon puns on a horror story. I guess the comments are a little Farfetch'd.