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Cons of dating the boys

Haru:
He's v v quiet at times. And he doesn't really know how to open up about his feelings. Boy will try to say something romantic and he'll completely fuck it up saying some shit like 'did you know that the universe is continuously growing and at this rate we'll never see the edge or any where close to it' he's just super bad with emotions. And he doesn't really know when the right and wrong times to show affection are. Like you were dead on screaming at him and he just 'so you wanna have sex?' like nO YOU BROKE MY FUCKING SINK BY TRYING TO GET IN IT WTF ARE YOU SAYING
( but he cute though bc sometimes the innocence in a relationship is nice aw haru)

Makoto:
Shy ass baby. Like there's no way in hell you're getting around this one. He can't even hold your fucking hand without getting blushy. You sent him a tit pic once and honest to god he was at your house five minutes later, phone in hand, picture still on the screen and he could barely talk. When he did all he said was why? Why did you do this to me. It lead to some pretty good sex but like? Shy baby don't even know what to do sometimes.
(shy baby = favorite baby)

Rei:
He'll ignore you. Straight up won't talk to you for days on end. Like he won't answer your texts, he'll avoid you in the halls, he won't answer his door. Like wtf is wrong? Like sometimes you just got to pin him up against a wall like 'hey shit for brains why the frick do you ignore me all the time?' and honest to god he won't even know what you're talking about. 'i don't ignore you? What?' he doesn't even know what he did wrong most times. And it's hella annoying.
(i cant even say anything to this he's a little shit)

Nagisa:
Speaking of hella annoying. This kid. You'll wish he would ignore you. He is on your case twenty four seven 365. You do not get a second alone. If he's not at your place hes forcing you to be at his. If you're not in class together hes blowing up your phone. And omg he's clingy. He was to be touching you all the time. Either having your arms linked or your fingers intertwined. He's everywhere. You literally can not escape this little fucks love.
(but its cute ok omg)

Rin:
Rin can be distant and RUDE. This kid is savage af. Like no joke he'll insult you sometimes without even knowing. And then won't understand what he did wrong. Like you just said that my hair looked fucking rachet and you don't know why I'm trying to fix it? Like r u stupid you fucking shark. And he's totally one of those guys that if you're on your period he makes fun of you.
'guess it's someones time on the month'
'look what bitch came to play'
Hes just an asshole sometimes and ya just have to put up with it
(this hurt me so much bc rin would honestly be a douche but then again a super sweetheart and I can't haNDLE THIS)

Sousuke:
Take Nagisa and do a 1 fucking 80.
This kid is not clingy at all. You literally have to beg for attention. He won't hold your hand you have to initiate it. He won't cuddle you, you haVE TO INITIATE IT. it's annoying. The only time he becomes super affectionate is when he wants sex.
(but hes still a total sweetie at times ok please don't hate me)