INTERNET FRIENDS ( SIMON MINTER ) ✓

twenty six

@Char_lotte: Thanks so much for yesterday

@WedgemanSimon: No problem, just doing my job

@Char_lotte: Do you get paid for it?

@WedgemanSimon: Yep now I will have my cheque please

@Char_lotte: Sure

@Char_lotte: Here you go:

@Char_lotte: To Simon Small Dick

This is a cheque for £0.00

Signed from Fuck You

@Char_lotte: You are welcome

@WedgemanSimon: Woah your auto correct is mad

@Char_lotte: ???

@WedgemanSimon: That's supposed to say 'Simon Big Dick' but it's fine

@Char_lotte: -_-

@Char_lotte: the only big dick you have is the one you deep throat every night

@WedgemanSimon: ouch

@Char_lotte: that's what you say whilst it happens

@WedgemanSimon: stop

@Char_lotte: also what you say

@WedgemanSimon: can we move on?

@Char_lotte: sure but unfortunately for you I have to go. I'm actually going to class today. Fuck them

@WedgemanSimon: Yess Charlotte! Fuck them! Not literally though unless, no just don't

@Char_lotte: Don't worry small dick Simon child I won't

@WedgemanSimon: -_-

@WedgemanSimon: You will be missed

@WedgemanSimon: lyk if u cri evrytime

@Char_lotte: lyk

@Char_lotte: right I actually have to go now

@WedgemanSimon: GO THEN

@Char_lotte: IM GOING IM OUTSIDE THE CLASS JUST AS WE SPEAK

@Char_lotte: NOW I AM ENTERING THE ROOM

@WedgemanSimon: See ya later Fuck You

@Char_lotte: bye Simon Small Dick

@WedgemanSimon: *Simon Big Dick