INTERNET FRIENDS ( SIMON MINTER ) ✓

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@Char_lotte: the most disgusting thing happened today x

@Char_lotte: I was drinking my coffee and I looked up for like 0.5 seconds and I looked back down and my nose had run into my coffee x

@WedgemanSimon: I'm officially breaking up with you x

@Char_lotte: BITCH NO GET BACK HERE AND LOVE ME YOU DONT GET TO GET AWAY THAT EASILY X

@WedgemanSimon: fine but tell me did you drink the coffee?x

@Char_lotte: what x

@Char_lotte: ew no of course not, why would I x

@Char_lotte: sicko x

@Char_lotte: I'm disgusted in you x

@WedgemanSimon: heyy it was a question that needed to be answered x

@Char_lotte: did you really think I'd drink my own snot x

@WedgemanSimon: you could be really thirsty and you're ill, you're not in the right mind set x

@WedgemanSimon: plus you love coffee x

@Char_lotte: if I drunk my own snot, I'd break up with myself x

@Char_lotte: I can't believe you x

@WedgemanSimon: hey if makes you feel better I'd stay with you if you did x

@Char_lotte: if I drunk my own snot I wouldn't tell anyone, especially you x

@Char_lotte: would you really? x

@WedgemanSimon: yeah...I think x

@WedgemanSimon: that's just how much I love you x

@Char_lotte: ahh gee thanks x

@WedgemanSimon: plus I can't judge x

@Char_lotte: ...... what does that mean x

@WedgemanSimon: you know I've done 'weird' stuff before too x

@Char_lotte: like what? x

@WedgemanSimon: 🙈🙈🙈x

@WedgemanSimon: you know when you're on a swegway x

@Char_lotte: elaborate x

@WedgemanSimon: and you think 'wow I could wank on this' x

@Char_lotte: can't say I ever have x

@WedgemanSimon: then you do...x

@Char_lotte: SIMON X

@Char_lotte: GOD X

@Char_lotte: NO X

@WedgemanSimon: YES X

@Char_lotte: WHY EW X

@Char_lotte: IM SHOOK X

@WedgemanSimon: IM SORRY X

@WedgemanSimon: it was good tho x

@Char_lotte: STOP X

@Char_lotte: GOD YOU'RE LUCKY I LOVE YOU X