Adopted for "The Fame" (Lady Gaga) {Book 1}

Fame; and How Animals Eat Their Food (Lol)

*Based off of MisterEpicMann's video, "How animals eat their food", I own nothing copyright, lol*

So, turns out, we went to Alex's house, and when we got there, she asked:

"Hey, Jake, Ali, you guys have a YouTube?" 

We both said no.

"Well, I will make one for you both" She said

She made us each one.

"Hey, I think you guys would be perfect gamers, bloggers, and pranksters!" Jessica said

Everyone else (beside me and Jake) agreed.

We didn't say anything.

"Really?" I asked

"You think so?" Jake asked

"Yeah! You guys are funny, and would easily get viewers and subscribers!" Jessica said

"Yes!" Alex said "Hey, I got some scary games downloaded on my computer, and I just paid for Xplit, you guys wanna?" 

"Sure" Jake said

"Yeah, okay!" I said

I let Jake start off playing the game.

Then I played, we then viewed our videos, and we uploaded them on our accounts.

Shockingly, Jake got 50,000 views.

I got 500,000 views.

"How the hell did you get more views than me?" Jake asked

"I honestly don't know!" I said

We both ended up getting over 5,000 subscribers, at the exact same time. 

"See?" Alex asked

"Yes! Thanks!" Jake said

"Yeah, thanks!" I said

Alex laughed.

When we got home later that night, Gaga said:

"There are awesome gamers on YouTube"

"What is their username?" I asked

Gaga tells us

We dropped on the ground laughing.

"Why are you laughing? Is Taylor standing behind me, dressed as Slender Man, doing Gangnam Style?" Gaga asked

"No, do the voices of the gamers sound a bit familiar?" Jake asked

"Kinda" Gaga said

"Take a guess" I said

"I really would know." Gaga sighed

"Well, LittleMonsterXx10 is me!" Jake said

"Seriously? Where'd you get the user name?" Gaga asked

"Well, I am a little monster, and I am 10!" Jake laughed

"I see" Gaga said

"I am MonsterLuvrr00" I said

"0.0 Really?!" Gaga asked

"Hm mm" I said

"AMAZING" Gaga said

"I know right" I said

I began recording after that conversation on my phone, for really no reason... When, Taylor walked in normally with a plate of pasta, sits next to gaga, and stares at her.

Gaga stares back.

"Yes?" She asked

Taylor remains that way for a minute, and finally asked:

"Wanna see how animals eat their food?" He asked

Gaga made a face, and said:

"Uh...Alright?"

"OKAY! FIRST,I WILL SHOW YOU HOW WHALES EAT THEIR FOOD!" Taylor said, running 15 foot steps from the table.

He runs to the table, and about 5 feet from the table, he makes whale noises, and flops on the table.

"NOW I'LL SHOW YOU HOW T-REX'S EAT!"

He puts his elbows behind his back, screams like a psyco, and throws his face into the pasta.

He picks his head up, and said:

"NOW! I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO EAT LIKE AN ELEPHANT!"

He picks up a handful of pasta and aims it towards his noes.

When all the pasta falls down, he makes elephant noises.

He went on for 2 more minutes, showing us how a dog eats. Shoving pasta in his mouth, and barking.

And finally ending off with how seals eat.

"Throw this in my mouth!" Taylor said.

Gaga throws a single piece of pasta in his mouth, as he eats it, then makes seal noises and claps only 5 times like one.

He then does Gangnam Style, cleans up, and walked to his room normally.

"What went wrong, Gaga?" I laughed

"I...I got no honest idea." Gaga laughed.

"This is going on youtube!" Jake laughed

"OMG YES!" I laughed