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Gaga drove me home as I flopped on my bed.

"Are you okay?" Gaga asked

"WOW. A majestic unicorn, standing infront on me" I laughed

"Are you on some meds. that I should know about?" Gaga laughed

"No, You're a majestic unicorn...Uh, on the road to love!" I laughed

Alexa walked in, and asked what was going on.

"Oh, just....Ali's going crazy, again" Gaga said

"Again?" Alexa asked

"Again" Gaga said

"Ugh, Ali" Alexa said

 "There are so many majestic unicorns in this room. One is behind you, *points to gaga* and there are so many more!" I laughed

"Okay, NATALI! STOP GIVIN' PEOPLE COFFEE!" Gaga shouted

"EVER SINCE I GAVE COFFEE TO JAKE, I STOPPED!" Natali shouted

"YA OKAY" Gaga said

"SERIOUSLY!" Natali shouted

I walked up to gaga, and said:

"Why's a unicorn wearing glasses?"

Gaga facepalmed. I turned around, and ran up to my bed, and flopped on it.

"Okay, what's wrong?" Natali asked, coming in.

"Honestly, when we came home from the dentist, Ali's been acting crazy." Gaga said

"Oh, they probably put her on some kind of crazy pills to make her act like this, it usually wears off in a day, or less." Natali said

"Seriously?" Gaga asked

"I think so" Natali said

"WOW! A pink and yellow unicorn whos named Natali!" I said

Gaga and Natali facepalmed

I looked at Gaga and sighed.

"Gaga, I just don't understand" I said

"Good girl!" Gaga said

"At least she's not calling us unicorns anymore!" Natali said

"Shhh!" Gaga and Alexa said

"Why do you not understand?" Gaga asked

"Why my teeth hurt"  I sighed 

"You got your wisdom teeth pulled" Gaga said

I screamed.

"I feel pain!" I screamed

"Your teeth where pulled!" Gaga facepalmed

"I know!" I said

I sat up in bed, and I jumped like crazy.

"Gaga, I can't control myself!" I said, getting faster and faster.

"Ali! Control yourself." Gaga said, putting her hands on my shoulders. I stopped jumping, as I asked:

"Gaga, why can't I stop?" 

"I don't know" Gaga said

"Gaga, listen...Ya hear that?" Natali asked

"Hear what?" Gaga asked

"Ali. She's crazy." Natali said

"Shh...Don't make it to noticeable!" I said

Gaga facepalmed.

"We all know for a fact that Ali's crazy!" Gaga said

"We all do!" I said

-The next day-

I sat up in bed, and slouched. Gaga a\walked in and yawned.

"Ugh! So tired!" Gaga said

"Well. Who isn't?" I asked

"That is true" Gaga said

"Yeah" I said, laying down. Gaga walked up to the side of me, and layed down.

"Well. Hi!" Gaga said

I turned around, and said:

"Hi!" 

"Oh, by the way, I FOUND A GIANT CANDY BAR!" Gaga screamed

"WOW! SO AMAZING TO KNOW!" I said

"I know!" Gaga said

Gaga and I screamed until Taylor came in with a mop.

"What's wrong?" He asked

"Nothing." We said, normally.

"Oh. Okay!" Taylor said, leaving.

Gaga and I laughed.

"I wuv you Ali!" Gaga laughed

"I wuv you Gaga!" I laughed

I took a quick look at my phone, and realized I got a text from Wade.

"Hi Ali. I just realized something!" Wade said

"Sorry, What'd you realized?" I texted

"That your sister is lady gaga!" Wade texted

"Yeah" I texted

"That's amazing!" Wade texted 

"I know!" I texted

"Tell gaga I think she's awesome!" Wade texted

"Okay" I said

"Gaga, Wade thinks you're awesome!" I said

Gaga smiled.

"Who's Wade?" Gaga asked

"A kid at the orphanage" I said

"Oh, tell him I said he's awesome too!" Gaga smiled

"Okay!" I said

"Wade, Gaga thinks you're awesome too!" I texted

"Yay!" Wade texted

"Yeah" I said

"I love gaga!" Wade said

"Who doesn't?" I texted

"I know right!" Wade

"Wade, everyone is a majestic unicorn!" I texted

"OMG AWESOME! So lucky!" Wade said

"I know!" I said

"I got to go, again. I will text later ^_^ Bye byes!" Wade said

"K bye byes!" I texted

"GAGA! HERRO!" I said

"HERRO!" Gaga said

"I am soooo bored!" I said

"Me toooo!" Gaga said

"WHAT'CHA WANNA DOOO?" I asked

"Anything!" Gaga said

"Anything?" I asked

"Anything!" Gaga said

"Lets....Scream at the sky!" I said

"Brilliance!" Gaga said

Gaga and I laughed. Gaga got up, went to her room and came back. She was holding two toy pigs.

"And this little pggy went home :3" Gaga said, as she squeezed one pig. It made a noise, as she looked at it, making a face. I laughed. So did gaga.

"Gaga, I love you!" I laughed

"I loved you Ali!" Gaga laughed

To be continued...

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