Adopted for "The Fame" (Lady Gaga) {Book 1}

SWINEFEST

Gaga went off into her room to sleep, as I took a last look at her. 

"WAIT! I MUSTNT SLEEP!" Gaga screamed

"Why?" I asked 

"SWINEFEST TOMORROW!" Gaga screamed

"OH MY GAWD!" I said

"I know!" Gaga said

"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" I asked

"I must practice!" Gaga said

"So, go ahead and practice!" I said

"Another brilliant idea!" Gaga said

"I know!" I said

Gaga walked into the basement, played really loud music, and sang really loudly.

Hours and hours later, Gaga stopped, and came back upstairs.

"Have a good time down there?" I laughed

"Yes. Did I make THAT obvious, too?" Gaga laughed

"Nah, lucky guess!" I laughed

"Ah, okay!" Gaga laughed. Gaga then hoped on bed, and climbed up, and put her head on my pillow, and said:

"Goodnight" 

"Awww! Goodnight gaga!" I said, in a clown voice

Gaga jerked up and screamed.

"No! CLOWNS EVERYWHERE!" Gaga screamed.

"OH FUDGE! WHO LET THE CLOWNS IN?" I asked

"I don't know. Might have been Jake and/or Taylor!" Gaga laughed

"Ugh! Probably, this is just madness!" I laughed

"I know" Gaga sighed

Taylor and Jake came in wearing pink glasses, with pink mustaches hanging from it.

"Nice glasses!" I said

"Thank you!" They said

We got a phone call. Gaga got up and answered it.

"Hello? Oh...Yeah. Damn, really? Okays! Bye byes!" Gaga said

"Who was that?" Taylor asked

"The dentist. Ali, you're getting all your wisdom teeth taken out." Gaga said

I cringed.

"No. NO. NOOOO!" I screamed

"Yeah" Gaga sighed

"THIS IS A DREAM, RIGHT?" I asked

"No" Gaga said

"CRAAAAAAAAP!" I said

"Dude, you're just getting wisdom teeth pulled" Jake said

I screamed like Markiplier would.

"I know." Gaga said

"When am I getting it?" I asked

"...Tomorrow..." Gaga said

"WHAT?" I asked

"Yeah, tomorrow" Gaga said

I freaked out.

"What time?" I asked

"Just after SWINEFEST" Gaga said

I began to fake cry.

"I know, I know" Gaga laughed

-The next day-

Gaga and I drove to where the SWINEFEST took place, as I sat in the audience, while gaga got ready. It took a while, because Tara was still putting makeup on Gaga or something. Then, music began to play, as gaga sang her songs from ARTPOP. I didn't hear a few of the songs, but I loved them all anyway. Shocked? Not really. Never will be. 

When it ended, I was sad. Obviously because it ended, and I wanted more =].

When I was about to go backstage to see gaga, to body guard asked for a pass.

"I am her sister though" I said

"Um...Okay. You may go through, then!" The guard smiled

"Thanks!" I said

I went through, and saw gaga.

"HAI GAGA!" I screamed

"HAI!" Gaga screamed

I kept hoping she'd forget about the dentist. So, I walked up to her, and hugged her.

"Now it's time to go home!" Gaga said

"Yes!" I said

"After the dentist" Gaga laughed

"Aww nah!" I said

"Yeah. I'm sorry" Gaga laughed

We stayed for a bit, when we had to go. 

-When we pulled up to the dentist-

We walked inside, and sat down and waited.

"Gaga, I no wanna get my wisdom teeth pulled" I whispered

"Ali Germanotta!" The dentist called

Gaga got up, and took my hand. She took me into the room, as the dentist pulled out some sharp objects.

"Okay, we'll knock you out for this, and we will take out your wisdom teeth." The dentist said

I was then knocked out.

-When I awoken-

"OW! WHY ARE ALL MY TEETH IN PAIN?!" I screamed

"We put braces on you" The dentist said

Gaga looked at the dentist

"What the fuck, I told you to ONLY TAKE OUT HER WISDOM TEETH and to NOT put braces on!" Gaga said

"Yeah, but I feel like she needed them" The dentist said

"No, her teeth are fine!' Gaga said

"Meh." The dentist said

We paid the dentist, and left.

"What the fuck, to be honest" Gaga said

"I know" I said

To be continued...