Meeting The Haus

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I walked into my room, as Gaga followed.

"Ali, I'm dying of bordom!" Gaga moaned

"That makes two of us." I moaned

"A-R-T-P-O-P!" Gaga screamed, spelling ARTPOP with her hands.

"You know, I agree!" I said

"Good!" Gaga yelled.

"I know!" I laughed

"I got to go to the haus. You have to come!" Gaga laughed

"Me?" I asked

"Yeah, Tara said how they need you." Gaga smiled

"Ah, crap. That cannot be good..." I said

"It is, don't worry!" Gaga said

"Okay, when are we going?" I asked

"Fifteen minutes..." Gaga said

"Okay! What are we going to do in fifteen minutes?" I asked

"Anything! Scream at Tara, which is highly suggested." Gaga said

"Okay!" I laughed. 

"Let's do it!" Gaga laughed. Gaga took out her phone, and texted Tara.

"TARA! AREN'T YOU A UNICORN?" Gaga texts

Tara: Yeah, why?

Gaga: BECAUSE, FREAKEN YOU UNICORN!

Tara: That makes no sense...

Gaga: PIPE DOWN! 

Tara: WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS?!

Gaga: BECAUSE I CAN!

Tara: OKAY?!

Gaga: DANG IT! YOU'RE LEAVING?!

Tara: WHAT?

Gaga: YOU'RE LEAVING!

Tara: I'M NOT EVEN SURE!

Gaga: OKAY!

"Ali, Tara's leaving, this isn't good!" Gaga sighed

"Argh. Doesn't sound good..." I sighed

"It really isn't." Gaga said

"I don't understand, like, why would Tara leave?!" I asked

"I don't know, but, it has to be for a good reason, though." Gaga sighed

"Obviously!" I said

-10 Minutes later-

"We must go!" Gaga said

"Okay!" I said, as Gaga and I jump up from bed, and run out the door. We run into the car, and drive to the haus, which took only 30 minutes to get to. And, when we got there, Gaga and I jumped out, as people stared at gaga, as if they where going to ask:

'Why's gaga running about with these crazy heels? She crazy or something?!'

We got into the haus, and got to the main room, and saw Tara and a group of other people.

"GAGA AND ALI ARE HERE!" Tara shouted.

Tara walked up to us, and asked:

"Ugh, what can we do?!"

"I don't know Tara! What the hell do you want to do?" Gaga asked

"I was actually hoping to dress as old people...." Tara said

"Old people?" Gaga asked

"Yup." Tara said

"W-w-...J-Just...How? Uh...Okay." Gaga said

"We can?" Tara asked

"Fine." Gaga sighed

"YAY! GUYS, YA HEAR THAT? WE CAN DRESS AS OLD PEOPLE!" Tara screamed

Everyone who Tara was talking to was cheering.

"Uhhh...Gaga, do they, you know. Always act like this?" I whispered

"Always." Gaga whispered

"Wow." I sighed

"I know" Gaga sighed

"Gaga. It's about time, I finally told you something." Tara said, walking up to gaga.

"Ah crap, what?" Gaga asked

"LET'S GO... CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY TIL WE SEE THE SUN!" Tara shouted.

"HOW ABOUT NO WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA? NO OH-OH?" Gaga shouted

"Damn, it was worth it." Tara said

"It escalated a bit too quick, ya think? Gaga asked

"Kinda, yeah..." Tara said

"Ali, this woman escalates things a bit too quick." Gaga said

"I know." I sighed

"Listen, everyone! I remembered, lady gaga is here, don't get her angry! She will break something!" Tara screamed

"This is true." Gaga said

Soon later, I met everyone there, and talked, and...As always, Tara ended up escalating too many things way too quickly....So yeah...

To be continued...

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