Soon, when it was time to leave and go home, Gaga and I gotten in her car, and began driving.
"Ali, how'd you like it there?" Gaga questioned
"It was awesome!" I laughed
"Yeah." Gaga laughed
"I know." I laughed.
"You're going to hear me ROAR." Gaga sang, then roared. I then meowed.
"Good girl!" Gaga laughed, patting my head.
"Thank you" I laughed
"Ali, how do you think Jake is doing?" gaga laughed
"He's probably spraying Fame on, and Natalis giving him coffee." I laughed
"Probably!" Gaga laughed
"Gaga. I wuv you!" I laughed
"Ali. I wuv you too!" Gaga laughed
"Gaga, question, why is Jake crazy?" I asked
"I thought you'd know!" Gaga laughed
"I suppose the answer remains a mystery!" I laughed
"I suppose so!" Gaga laughed
"Okay, and, I see you like your unicorns!" I laughed
"Of course I do!" Gaga laughed
"Oh, and, do we have a name for that unicorn club, sorta thing?" I asked
"No" Gaga said
"We should name it 'The Hamsters'!" I laughed
"THAT'S PERFECT!" Gaga laughed
"I know right!" I laughed
"YES!" Gaga laughed
"I LIVE FOR THE APPLAUSE APPLAUSE APPLAUSE, I LIVE FOR THE APPLAUSE 'PLAUSE, LIVE FOR THE WAY YOU CHEER AND SCREAM FOR ME. THE APPLAUSE APPLAUSE APPLAUSE!" I screamed
Gaga looked at me and laughed.
"What? I can't seem to get that sing outta my head! It's just so awesome!" I laughed
"Oh!" Gaga laughed, as we pulled up to the house and got out of the car, and ran up to the house and went inside. We saw Jake laying on the couch, as Fozzi laid on top of him, as Jake slowly pet him. I ran up to him.
"JAKE. Did you spray Fame on you?" I asked
"Maybe." Jake said
"Oh Jake!" I laughed
"Jake is so silly." Gaga laughed.
"Yes he is!" I laughed
"Jake, do you want to be a part of our unicorn club, 'The Hamsters'?" Gaga laughed
"Do I? Well, YES!" Jake said
"Awesome! You're the...What should he be?" Gaga asked
"NINJA HAMTURTLE!" Natali and I yelled
"A... Hamturtle?" Gaga laughed
"A part hamster, part turtle." I laughed
"THAT FITS PERFECTLY!" Gaga screamed
"It really does!" Jake laughed
"Now. Just remember, you are a hamturtle!" I laughed
"I won't forget!" Jake laughed
"Good!" I laughed
Fozzi got up, and climbed off Jake, and went to his food bowl, and ate for a bit, as Jake a rose, and climbed from the couch.
"Ali, you must take me to your leader." Jake said, in an alien voice.
"GAGA. Save us, an alien wants me to take me to my leader!" I screamed
"Ah no!" Gaga said
"WHAT DO WE DO?!" I screamed
"Get a banana!" Gaga laughed
"EXCELLENT IDEA!" I laughed
"I KNIW RIGHT!" Gaga laughed
To be continued...
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RandomI KNOW THIS IS TERRIBLE, BUT IT IS UNDER EXTREME EDIT, Ali is 12 almost 13, she and her friend both live at the orphanage. Ever since a young age. Ali's best friend works at the orphanage. One day, Ali and her friend's lives are forever changed. Cha...