Adopted for "The Fame" (Lady Gaga) {Book 1}

Battlefield

I frowned. Then it hit me. The feeling of saddness. You know that feeling that you get, when you just randomly get so depressed, you just can't stand it anymore? Yep, that feeling. I stayed there for what felt like so many endless hours, when gaga called:

"Ali! Jake is being crazy!"

I looked up, and pushed a fake smile.

"Really?" I laughed, weakly.

"Yeah, look!" Gaga laughed

I looked at Jake to see him acting like Taylor. I got to say, he did a pretty good job!

" Wow!" I smiled, for real.

Jake walked up to me. He then begins to plank, exactly how I did, as he made gobbling noises.

"Jake, just what the hell?" I laughed

Jake gets up, and said:

"I don't know. I can't seem to get Jenna Marbles out of my mind!" Jake laughed

"Ah!" I laughed

As soon as Jake began running around, I ran up to my room, to where I closed the door and locked it. I then sat on my bed and covered my face, and cried. I don't know why, it was just that sadness. I had the feeling that something was wrong, something terrible. I just didn't know what, exactly. 

It had felt like a battlefield, a war between many emotions, some of which include: Sadness, pain, sorrow, happiness, the feeling of wrong and shameful, things of that category. And I couldn't stand it. Like said, I didn't know why I was this randomly sad. Had it been something from the past? Something that I feel will happen in the future? Or today? I don't know. 

After sitting on my bed crying for at least 5 minutes, I looked up, and got the idea. Murder.

I had to murder someone in order to regain happiness. 

I took out this knife I had found, and walked downstairs. To where, I saw gaga, sitting down, normally. She looked at me and smiled, as I smiled widely. I walked up to her.

"Hi gaga!" I said, cheerfully.

"Hi, Ali!" Gaga said, and smiled.

I kneeled down.

"Gaga, I love you!" I said

"I love you too" Gaga said

I then hugged her, as she hugged back. I looked at the knife, and smiled, and gave a quiet, shot laughed.

I was about to hit it into gaga, as Jake walked in, and screamed, which made me scream and fall back, throwing the knife to my left. It fell by the sink, making a noise.

"What? Ali, why'd you have a knife?" Gaga asked

I looked down, in sadness, and had a tear running down my face.

"Come into my room. It's important" I said

"Okay" Gaga said, getting up. We walked to my room, as I hut the door, and locked it.

I sat on my bed, felt sad, but didn't cry.

"Gaga...I...I...I'm so sorry, beyond sorry" I said, then beginning to cry.

"Why are you sorry?" Gaga asked

"I am depressed. I wanted to be happier, and I felt to get happy, again, I wanted...I just wanted...It's so hard to say!" I said

"Say it" Gaga said, calmly.

"I just wanted...To kill" I whispered "So sorry...I couldn't control it, honest"

Gaga looked down.

"I know your pain" Gaga said, sadly.

"You...You do?" I asked

"Yes" Gaga said

"How?" I asked

"When I was around your age, I was depressed. The same way, too" Gaga said

"Really? And, you almost killed someone?" I asked

"Yeah, quite a few people, too. But I didn't" Gaga said

"Really?" I asked

"Yeah" Gaga said

I calmed down. 

"Thank god, Jake scared the hell out of me, so I didn't kill you" I said

Gaga smiled

Jake came inside, and said:

"I believe I was born to be a turtle"

Gaga and I laughed, and actually forgot all about what just hapened, finally.

"Congrats, Jake, for becomming a turtle" I laughed

"Thank you so much!" Jake laughed

"Jake, this is amazing! I don't believe that you are now a turtle!" Gagalaughed 

"I know, isn't it! I could not believe this either, until now!" Jake laughed

Important! Read the note below!

-This is the only chapter of depression I will write, every other chapter will contain more funniness. That's not a word, yeah yeah, I know. And this chapter was not made to offend anyone in anyway. So yes. You're probably saying 'Oh, why is this not at the beginning of the story like always?' My computer is stupid, like SUPER stupid, and it won't let me type this at the beginning. Like, this computer doesn't have to be THIS stupid! Ugh! But yes, on future chapters, it will be funnier!-

To be continued...