Embarrassing Ourselves. What's New?

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"I know" Taylor said

"Gaga, you know what we shall do?" I asked

"What?" Gaga asked

"We should go in public, and publically embarrass ourselves!" I laughed

"Oh my god! Yes!" Gaga said

"Awesome!" I laughed

"You should bring Alice" Gaga laughed

"Yes!" I laughed

"Shall I bring Tara?" Gaga asked

"Yes! If you'd like!" I said

"Okay! I will text her to hurry the hell up!"  Gaga said

"Okay!" I laughed

Gaga got her phone from her pocket, and texted Tara. 

[A brief moment of silence later...]

"Okay, she'll be here in five!" Gaga laughed

Alexa came in. She sat across from gaga, and put her head down on the table.

"Are you tired...Or?" Taylor asked

"Hmm. Tired" Alexa said

"Hey, don't be tired!" Gaga said, stroaking Alexa's hair.

"I got to be" Alexa said

"-Gasp- Alexa!" I shouted

"Hm?" She asked.

"THERE'S A UNICORN" I said

"Where?" Alexa asked, as Jake came in.

"THERE!" I said, pointing to Jake.

"OH MY GOD! A REAL UNICORN!" Alexa laughed

"UH OH! LOOK'S LIKE I AM ALEXA'S UNICORN NOW!" Jake laughed

There was a knock at the door.

"I'll get it!" Gaga said, running to the door.

"HI!" Tara shouted

"Hi, oh, and, PIPE DOWN! Or, I will..." Gaga smiled, weirdly.

"Give me my snuggie first!" Tara joked

"Anyway! Before this gets outta hand, come in!" Gaga said

"Okay!" Tara said, taking a few steps in. "So, what are we doing exactly?"

"Tara!" Gaga moaned. "We're gonna publically embarrasse ourselves!" 

"Ah yes! How?" Tara asked

"Okay, we each take turns. One who is going first will have an ear piece in, as everyone else finds a way to embarrass the person who's going. That person will then go up to a random person and do it" Gaga said

Tara smiles with an open mouth, and nods her head.

"You didn't understand a single word I said...Right?" Gaga said

"Correct" Tara said

"Ya know? We'll show you" Gaga said

"Good idea" Tara said

"You know, get in this fucking kitchen now!" Gaga laughed

"Okay" Tara said

Tara runs in with gaga, as I begin to call Alice.

"Hi, Ali!" Alice answered

"Hi! You wanna do something funny?" I asked

"Oh no...What is it?" Alice asked

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