This chapter has NOTHING to do with real life. Yeah, I know just about all my chapters are not real. But...YES this has nothing at all to do with real life.
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"You do? How many??" I asked
"I am having....[Dramatic pause] TWINS" Gaga sang
I stared at her in shock.
"I dunno what to say!" I laughed
"I know right!!" Gaga laughed
"How'd you realize this?" I asked
"Mom and dad did." Gaga said
"Awesome!" I smiled "Congrats unicorn leader!"
"OH MY GOD! THANK YOU SO MUCH!" Gaga laughed
"Unicorn leader?" Mom laughed
"Ali, Jake, the Haus, and I are in a unicorn club!" Gaga laughed "Ali and I are the leaders, Tara is the servent. and Jake is the hamturtle."
"Oh! Wait...A hamturtle?" Mom asked
"Ali...." Gaga said
"I even got nothing to say!!" I laughed
"I understand!" Mom laughed
"Wait, Tara is the servent?" Dad asked me.
"Um...Yes." I said
"And you guys are the leader?" Dad asked gaga.
"Yeah" Gaga said
"How come I never heard of this??" Dad laughed
"Dad! I texted you this!" Gaga laughed
"You did?" Dad asked
"I did..." Gaga said, taking out her phone and beginning to text. Then dad's phone beeps, signifying that he got a message.
He took out his phone, and read aloud:
"Lady Gaga just sent you a message"
"Gosh darn it dad! Your phone is too slow!" Gaga laughed
"Yeah yeah!" Dad laughed
"Yes!" Gaga laughed
"Gaga, you're so silly!" Mom and dad laughed
"Gaga is silly!" I laughed
"Well, I do live for the Applause!" Gaga smiled
"We know!" Mom and dad laughed
"Good!" Gaga laughed
"Gaga, you'll never believe that Jake and I, we were Born This Way!" I laughed
"Really? Me too!" Gaga laughed
"Good!" I laughed
To be continued....
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Adopted for "The Fame" (Lady Gaga) {Book 1}
RandomI KNOW THIS IS TERRIBLE, BUT IT IS UNDER EXTREME EDIT, Ali is 12 almost 13, she and her friend both live at the orphanage. Ever since a young age. Ali's best friend works at the orphanage. One day, Ali and her friend's lives are forever changed. Cha...
