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Ash and I talked on the phone for a bit, as Ash yelled:

"WADE! STAHP EATING CHEESE WITHOUT ME!"

I crack up.

"What? Wade's eating cheese without me!" Ash said

"Oh Wade!" I said

"I know!" Ash said "Anyway, I got to go. I need to steal some cheese...So, yeah" Ash said

"Okay!" I laughed

"Byes!" Ash said

"Byes!" I said

We hung up, as Taylor walked up to me and said:

"I know why  everyone knows about me showing gaga how animals eat their food"

"Oh no. Why?"  I asked

"I saw the video. Under YOUR youtube name. It had over 15 million views..." Taylor said

I got up, and asked:

"Should I begin running?"

"You know it" Taylor said

I began to run around, screaming, as Taylor ran after me. Gaga walked in, and screamed:

"UNICORNS ARE FIGHTING IN THIS APARTMENT!"

"Yeah!" I said

"I know! We are!" Taylor said

Gaga begins running after Taylor, who is still running after me.

"Gaga! Save me!" I said

"NOOO! SAVE ME!" Alexa said

"Why? You're not being chsed!" I said

"That's true! Save Ali!" Alexa screamed.

Gaga ran after me, and picked me up, placed me on my bed, and ran after Taylor, and screamed:

"STOP UNICORN!" 

Taylor instantly stopped.

"You must come with me!" Gaga laughed

Taylor followed her into his room, and I hear gaga say:

"Taylor, stay in here! Stay!" 

Gaga then comes out, and said:

"Taylor won't stay"

"Oh no!" I said

"We're not safe" Alexa said

"Help!" Gaga laughed

I then flopped on my bed, and moaned.

"Im so tired"

Alexa walked next to me and said:

"Me too" 

"So, go to bed" I say

"Good plan." She said

To be continued...

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