Rapunzel had given a lot of thought to the other day. She was sitting be her window when she saw him, he was riding his horse coming in her direction...
Mika version
The Prince finally recovered from his crotch injuries, he was finally able to ride on his horse again without any pain. So when Rapunzel saw him, she called for him "Aye, boy, ya crotch feeling better"... But as the Prince was coming, the witch also appeared. They clashed, the witch thought that he wanted to rape her, but she remembered that she was ugly asf. The witch was like "I know I nice and thing but I plan to stay single... And plus I teking care of two childrens who name Hansel and Gretel"... The prince felt offended, while Rapunzel went n make popcorn and start watch.
Prince: Listen old lady, I ain't interested in you, I even rather tek the ugly one.
Witch: But, we can do so much things together, including exploring... Each other
Rapunzel: Ya dutty!!
Witch: Gurl, shut ya mouth before I gaffa leh you join Hansel and Gretel.
While they went busing out, Rapunzel was enjoying.
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In the end, Rapunzel ended up still locked away in that tower with the witch still trying to get the prince.
And they all lived miserably ever after.
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Craziness √
Humor.~*~. This is a bunch of madness, some of it might not even make sense. If you wanna have a little laugh, then this is the book for you. (NB: there is broken language; GC as one would call it. Guyanese Creole) Go ahead and read more. Don't forget to...
