My diary

Dear diary 39

I'm friends with my crush. Here's some conversations we've had

-first conversation-

Guy: have you ever had a boyfriend?

Me: yeah

Guy: I've had 5 girlfriends at once

Crush: same

Me: fuckboyyyy

Crush: yeah

Me: FUCKBOYYYYY

Me: *gets super awkward and decides to draw on his hand*

Crush: U KNO WAT **GRABS MY HAND AND DRAWS ON IT AGGRESSIVELY** TATTOO

Me: ;0;

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Me: I have like a bump on my nose

Crush: everyone has that

Me: you have a small nose

Crush: thank you ^_^

Me: I have camel nose

Me: *bounces pencil on nose bump* WEW

Crush: *adorably giggles*

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Crush: I love pe

Me: I hate it

Me: I used to be super athletic but then I got hit in the face with a tennis racquet and stopped playing sports

Crush: *laughing super hard* wait you got hit in a face with a racquet and stopped playing sports?

Me: yeap

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me: AY -insert crush name-

Crush: ._.

Me: *pokes his shoulder*

Crush: **ATTACKS MY THIGH**

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Me: *taking notes*

Crush: **ATTACKS MY THIGH**

Me: ;0;

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Crush: *points to guy at our table* you're Mexican *points to girl at our table* you're Mexican

Crush: *turns to me* you're me but like girl version

Girl: she's not mean, she gave you candy

Crush: I said she's ME not mean. I'm FABULOUSSSS

Me: **FREAKING OUT INTERNALLY**