My diary

Dear diary 46

THIS HAPPENED EARLIER TODAY

Friend: come over here 'S' is gonna tell you you're pretty.

Me: 0.0 NOPE NOPE NOPE *tries running away*

Friend: *grabs my backpack*

Me: *SCREAMS AND FALLS ON GROUND RIGHT IN FRONT OF S* I DONT WANT THIS

Friend: SHES JUST GONNA SAY YOURE PRETTY

Me: PLEASE I DONT WANT ANYTHING

S: JESUS

Me: HELP ME

S: YOURE PRETTY

Friend: SHE SAYS YOURE HOT

Me: OKAY AWESOME CAN I GO SLEEP NOW AND DIE

-3 minutes later-

Friend: YOURE BEING OVERDRAMATIC

Me: *still on ground screaming* IM NOT BEING OVER DRAMATIC

Then I lost my voice :)