My diary

Dear diary 25

It's my first day at school and I'm sitting in the office and for some reason a bunch of kids are lining up at the office and it's scaring me.

R.I.P let's hope there's no haterzzz

My kidney hurts

If I fart today I will kill myself.
Don't act like you don't have reoccurring bowel movements.

I'm gonna be here for the next hour or so until they get me in the system.

Omg all the kids lining up are late.
That's a lotttt.

I'm spamming my sister the picture above. It just looks so much like my friend it's hilarious!

🤑 my tongue is money I should get that checked out.

I'm bored

I'm so bored

It's really dark outside, Bruh.

I hope I don't have P.E

At my old school you either had P.E or computers. I want computers.

I'm still sad about my squad breaking up
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I hope I make friends. The only friends I made at my old school were Carter and Byron... I've been there for an entire semester. I'm just a very shy person. It felt like everyone was staring at me and judging me and criticizing me in their head or with their friends.

My eyes are dry
My lunch bag is ugly
My nose itches
Oh god I'm gonna sneeze
The kids are still in the office

I didn't sneeze

I put on this hazelnut flavored lip balm and my lips taste like a doughnut. I didn't bring it with me. I don't wanna just whip out a miniature coffee cup and smear it on my lips.

But my lips taste really good.

The office is gigantic. And pink.

I read a sign and it said "CUM RECORDS" what the fuck is that is it an abbreviation? Why?

MAH BACKPACK IS SLIPPING

Caught it.

It's still really dark.

I'm really bored.

My nose is stuffed as fuck.