Fat Patty - Lè Steak

Chapter 1 - This Is Just Breakfast...

Hello World, my name is Fat Patty, and I love food. And my wife, Princess Patty. Those are the two things I love VERY deeply. I practically LIVE off of food. And my wife's belly licks. Except, she doesn't give them to me at night. We sleep at two different ends of the bed. She sleeps at the top, near mommy. And I sleep buried under the covers at the end of the bed. I wonder why... Maybe it's because I take up too much room. Well anyways, last week Princess PEED on MY end of the bed. Mommy's grandma came in and hit Princess ( softly ) but I still stuck up for her. And then, mommy's grandma hit me ( HARD ). If you ask mommy, she will say that it was so hard, MY FAT ROLLS JIGGLED! Anyway, after grandma left, mommy had to clean it up. Then, me and my wifey went in our stroller and mommy took us outside. I leaned on Princess the whole time. By the time we got out, she probably couldn't feel anything with that paw. When we got inside I rolled all the way to my food bowl, empty. I whimper until someone hears. Finally, mommy's dad hears. When he came I actually STOOD ( that is a very rare thing ). He lets me eat ALL the good stuff. Rice, beans, chicken.......WOAH I'm sorry I started daydreaming about, " the C word " . Anyway, that night he gave me a leftover burger from a restaurant they went to. Of course,I ate it. I even timed it, 2.25 seconds. After that, I went in bed with mommy and wifey. Mommy lifted up the covers so I could get under. And as soon as I got to my spot, IT HIT ME! , that disgusting smell of Princesse's pee. I crawled right out of my spot until I could see light coming from the top of the covers. I finally got to the top of the covers and started to whimper again. After a while, mommy started to get the idea that I didn't want to go under the covers. So she got a small towel for me to lay under. It's wasn't big enough to stuff all my fat rolls under, but it was good enough. In a few minutes Princess fell asleep. Soon after, I did as well. :)