Fat Patty - Lè Steak

Chapter 3 - It Was The Best Lunch Ever

Last night, mommy's daddy, you know, the one that gives me the chick.... Sorry, zoned out again. Well, he woke me up from a nap, and grabbed my head. Of corse I growled, I mean, who wouldn't? Well anyways, he started to HIT me and got really angry at me. So he left the room for a few seconds, and when he came back he called Princess up on the bed. After he got her up their, he pulled from behind his back a big, thick, juicy, piece of HAM! I was MAD! I started to growl but as soon as I had jumped on him, the ham was gone. It had just disappeared in front of my eyes. He fed it to... PRINCESS! I was just a growl away to cutting open her stomach and " re " eating it. When he left the room I followed him to the kitchen. He was going to get ANOTHER piece to feed to her. I was NOT going to let this happen again. So before he could even make it to the kitchen hallway, I rolled with all my might and " stood " guard of my beloved refrigerator, Beef. Yes, I named him. I also named the snack drawer Suzy. I call them my BFF's, Best Food Friends. Anyway, when mommy's daddy walked in he tried to open the fridge. But he failed. After about 15 minutes of him pulling the fridge door and losing miserably against my fat rolls, he gave up and left the kitchen. I was so proud of Beef, he is such a great BFF. The next day, for lunch he gave me some pasta . I thanked him by rolling up to him and licking the sauce off his hands <3