Last week I was having a serious talk with Princess, when out of no where, mommy clinks my food bowl. I could probably hear that thing from a mile down the street. When I heard it, I rolled for my life. I gobbled up what mommy gave me, chicken and rice, and sat in the kitchen for a while talking to Beef and Suzy. You can really talk to them, they will never interrupt you. Anyway, once I was tired, I rolled back to my mommy's room. As I lay in mommy's bed, I ponder about things. I eventually fall asleep, and dream about food. Soon, I'm in a world. A whole new world. Then I woke up. Because I was hungry. I whimper until mommy gets up. She feeds me treats. Then, I roll back to the kitchen to check the floor for more food. When I get there, I check my food bowl. In my food bowl, there is a sign. It reads, " CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE THE LUCKY WINNER FOR PRINCESS PATTY'S FOOD GIVEAWAY! ENJOY YOUR MEAL! - LOVE, PRINCESS PATTY " . I use my mouth and lift the sign off the bowl. When I looked in the bowl, there was a bean. One, single, bean. I ate it and then went on my way.
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ComédieThis is the story all about the life of Fat Patty. Join him, his wife Princess Patty, his mommy, and his mommy's strange family, as he makes it through this world, one plate at a time! And remember, vote #fatpatty4prez2020 Instagram - @fatpattyoffi...
