Last week at linner, my wife Princess, decided to do something VERY, out of her character. So, I was in the kitchen, on the floor, and was waiting for my food. When mommy's grandma came in to feed me and my wife, Princess came running in and sat in from of her food bowl. I taught her well, I thought to myself. But as soon as I rolled to my food bowl, it. was. GONE! Princess just ate my FOOD! I guess I taught her TOO WELL. I whimpered for grandma to give me more. She finally did, but it was only one piece of turkey. As soon as I felt the turkey hit my stomach, I rolled straight for Princess. I could not BELIEVE she had done that! Once I finally caught up to her I attacked her. Hopefully she learned her lesson.
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Fat Patty - Lè Steak
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