It's been a while since I logged in my diary, but something happened today that is too monumental not to put into here. So a few days ago I was showing my mom how awesome I am because I can swallow food whole. WHOLE. Like, that's so cool. Anyway, I showed my mom and she was like, stop, what are you doing, no stop. And afterwards she told her grandma, abu, and they had a plan, an evil plan. And I didn't like this plan. But today, the plan was finally put into motion. It happened. I can't believe she did it. To me. ME. Fat Patty, THE Fat Patty and my crew, Beef and Suzy. Except now, their is a new critter in town. Bob. Bob the Bowl. He has come in to my kitchen thinking he owns the place, making me work to eat my food, preventing me from doing my amazing trick of swallowing it whole. Suzy refuses to have her snacks put into that horrible, Bob.
And everyday now, I suffer while eating, seeing my traitor of a wife eat out of her normal bowl.
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