As you know, I always have a midnight snack. But last night, IT WAS MISSING!! I had to find it. It was already past 12:00 PM and was the next day. I gave up after about 2 minutes. The next 3 where full of me whining and barking. Then, mommy woke up and didn't know what was wrong. I kept trying tell her but she didn't understand. After , what felt like hours, of trying to tell her to feed me, she just went back to bed. By now the time was 12:32 PM and my stomach was louder than my barking. I needed food! Then, the idea hit me. I would go wake up mommy's grandma and try and get her to feed me. If that plan failed, I would probably go talk to Suzy and see if she had anything she could share. So, I rolled over to mommy's grandma's room and slammed my back agains the bed. Nothing. She just kept snoring. Finally, around 1:04 PM, my mommy got out of bed to check on me. That's when she finally realized, I DIDN'T GET MY MIDNIGHT SNACK! So, she gave me a larger than normal snack and promised to give me 2 strolls in the morning. That morning, mommy's grandma woke up and told my mommy that she had a weird dream, that she was at home cleaning and then a earthquake happened. Well, I guess we now know what happens when I shake her bed in the middle of the night.
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Fat Patty - Lè Steak
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