Yesterday, I was talking to my wife about how important it is to eat your 6 meals a day. You know, breakfast, brunch, lunch, linner, dinner, and your midnight snack! Unlike some dogs I know, I actually eat at midnight. My tactic is to wake up mommy at 11:55 get her out of bed at 11:57 and run to my food bowl at 11:59 with one minute to spare. And as soon as that little oven clock hits 12, my bowl is squeaky clean. After that, mommy goes back in bed. I however, like to check on the family. Sometimes, I like to hide under mommy's grandma's bed and growl just to make her wake up. It hasn't worked... yet. Anyway, after that, I go to my favorite spot in the house to look out the window. The couch. Sometimes I just sit there, with my fat rolls hanging out on all sides, and stare outside at the lights. Whenever a car passes by, I look at the headlights. The light reminds me of the stove when it gets hot. When I get to tired to keep my eyes open, ( or my fat rolls in balance ) I roll to the bed and whimper. Once mommy wakes up again, she lifts me up and I go back to sleep. When I wake up it's morning and I eat my breakfast. And soon after, BRUNCH!
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